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[Bobby Isosceles]

Thanks, man. Now I keep seeing him in that fuck*ng COSTUME. I guess I played right into that one, though.
Does Microsoft have any dealings with Lockheed?

Hey, at least the image isn't as bad as Steve Ballmer as Catwoman.

[CortJstr]

I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.

Bill Gates is Shadowcat?

fuck you, you've ruined my memories of adolescence.

I didn't even know he was jewish

[arkabee]

Thanks, man. Now I keep seeing him in that fuck*ng COSTUME. I guess I played right into that one, though.
Does Microsoft have any dealings with Lockheed?

Hey, at least the image isn't as bad as Steve Ballmer as Catwoman.

catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!

[robot_roll_call]

This comic just hit me when I was walking to dinner. I just suddenly thought "a cat played the banjo and Andy Rooney approved" and I just started laughing. I think that's my favorite kind of Achewood, the one that comes together several hours after you read it, without warning.

[CortJstr]

catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!

Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.

[arkabee]

catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!

Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.

MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.

i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.

also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?

[CortJstr]

catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!

Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.

MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.

i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.

also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?

Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.

[Bobby Isosceles]

catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!

Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.

MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.

i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.

also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?

Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.

This conversation is off topic and must be MOVED AND LOCKED

[AugustWest]

catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!

Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.

MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.

i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.

also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?

Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.

This conversation is off topic and must be MOVED AND LOCKED

You're not the boss of me.

[arkabee]

Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.

vaguely.  dude/***** use to date scarlet witch?

[Bozack]

LET KITTY PRYDE RING!!

[Beatrice]

Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.  

Meditate on that thought for a moment.

I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.

It's also a good response to use in case Beatrice brings up penile size issues again.

c*ck-sized issues?  how big are those exactly?

[Bozack]

Well, you said they were "a good size," damn it!

[CortJstr]

Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.

vaguely.  dude/##### use to date scarlet witch?

Indeed. When he had emotions he was green and red but when they were stripped from him he turned all white.

I think the evil version was from one of the Infinity wars when there was an evil doppelganger of everybody. Captain America's was 2x lame.

[Beatrice]

Well, you said they were "a good size," damn it!

indeed.  all of them.  wonderful sizes.







So I just read over the first few Onstad posts...

(Fri Oct 01, 2004) Wow, it's like seeing Jesus at church!

Yeah.  It reallly really is.  THIS IS A MOJOR FORUMS FIRST MOMENT FOR ME!  I've never been so close to the same page as Onstad.  Gush gush gush...