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Bobby Isosceles

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« on: February 25, 2005, 12:38:21 am »
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2005, 02:28:09 am »
A) That doesn't say much for her sweetheart's accuracy if, given four targets, he can do no better than slashing her.

B) All I see is a reference to a cleaver - no axe at all. Must have been a slow news day.

Also, this is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2005, 03:00:02 am »
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Also, this is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.


Remember kids, it's only ten months until Christmas!
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2005, 03:09:05 am »
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Also, this is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.


Remember kids, it's only ten months until Christmas!


I plan to buy several hundred of mine and resell it as "My First Prison Bitch."
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2005, 03:58:35 am »
At $1100, though, it's pretty expensive. If you're gonna spend that kind of loot, you might as well just go all out with a Real Doll.
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2005, 06:26:45 am »
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2005, 06:35:41 am »
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This one's cheaper if you swing that way


I dunno. it doesn't have the class of Seymour Butts.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2005, 06:46:18 am »
TONIGHT: ARMSTRONG MEDICAL XXXPOSED

Bobby's Seymour Butts Wound Care Simulator: $295 (plus optional $59 for carrying case)

AD's Prostate Exam Simulator, including four separate prostate glands ("one benign ... and three stages of prostatic carcinoma"): $715

The moral? EXTRA FOR KINK

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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2005, 07:28:50 am »
I love how, in the prostate-gland picture, the doctors look every bit as plastic as the fake prostate-containing torso thing. Possibly even moreso.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2005, 04:13:52 pm »
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I love how, in the prostate-gland picture, the doctors look every bit as plastic as the fake prostate-containing torso thing. Possibly even moreso.


Yeah, my first thought was, "Hey, it's like a medical version of the Beastie Boys' video for 'Sabotage'."

EDIT: And what the hell is that one doctor holding? Is that an EGG?
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2005, 05:38:49 pm »
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TONIGHT: ARMSTRONG MEDICAL XXXPOSED

Bobby's Seymour Butts Wound Care Simulator: $295 (plus optional $59 for carrying case)

AD's Prostate Exam Simulator, including four separate prostate glands ("one benign ... and three stages of prostatic carcinoma"): $715

The moral? EXTRA FOR KINK

I'm Saint Zartan, and this has been The Streetwise Consumer.


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Also, this is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.


To be fair, I think mine is posed in the most realistic, romantic fashion. It's lounging!
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