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« on: February 27, 2005, 11:42:40 pm »
nabubrush
n. an outrageous or pretty person.
"Reggie, can I see your nabubrush?" "Sure you can, Kelly."


From this.

Unfortunately, there's also this:

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Nabubrushosis.
Cause: hot weather

Symptoms: premature greying, wing growth, lumps

Cure: take four potions of extra healing before going to bed.

Aqui.
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2005, 12:30:44 am »
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Jough's Disorder.

Cause: poor dental hygiene

Symptoms: watery eyes, excessive gullibility, occasional déjà vu

Cure: sleep
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2005, 12:33:11 am »
Oh great.  My disease is incurable till I get a job.

Congratulations! You are suffering from
Wombat's Syndrome.

Cause: natural sign of ageing

Symptoms: night terrors, levitation, pointy ears

Cure: take a day off work
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2005, 12:41:17 am »
Quote from: "stupid site for jerks"
andalucia
adj. not beautiful.
"I say, what happened? Your scooter is andalucia!"


however,

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Good lord! You are suffering from
Andaluciaosis.

Cause: influence of the Devil

Symptoms: shrunken head, jaw dislocation, vague paralysis

Cure: take two leeches a day until it goes away



damn straight.
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2005, 12:49:45 am »
Jadranko's Lurgy.

Cause: allergy to air

Symptoms: occasional bad poetry, gargling, finger pain

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream

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Slink
adj. addicted to shoes.
"That child is so Slink!"
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2005, 01:32:22 am »
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Golfhaus
interj. informal apology.
"That was your pet animal I tried to inject drugs into? Golfhaus, Shana."


Weak. Boo. Maybe the next will be better.

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You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Golfhaus' Syndrome.

Cause: cursed Japanese video
Symptoms: sudden guilt, colour blindness, premature greying
Cure: bleach


Hey, I'm all for anything that calls for drinking bleach! Someone toss me the Clorox!
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2005, 01:39:42 am »
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Textbook example. You are suffering from
Limmer's Lurgy.

Cause: too much sleep

Symptoms: excessive swarms of bees, stigmata, grimacing

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait


Too much sleep.  If only I were so lucky.  But I'd been wondering about the stigmata.....
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2005, 01:49:58 am »
sj, those are some brutal symptoms. I don't see how you could be getting too much sleep, what with the swarms of bees and all.
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2005, 02:27:49 am »
Quote from: "Asherdan"

OffTopic: Hey Wombat, we can be non-employeed buddies and stuff!


What?  Is this recent?

I actually had a job for a week and a half, like last week, but it was so horrible that I quit.  Perhaps that counts as taking a whole lot of days off work?
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2005, 03:03:54 am »
bozack
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Jose, shall we sell some school?" "Bozack!"

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Bozack's Syndrome.

Cause: viral

Symptoms: mild feverishness, swarms of bees, extreme suicidal thoughts

Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
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Hey, things are going okay now!

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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2005, 04:47:14 am »
Bad luck! You are suffering from
AlohaDawg's Lurgy.

Cause: bad air

Symptoms: iris colour-changes, mildly inability to turn neck, occasional fangs

Cure: click heels together three times

Eh?

AlohaDawg
adj. carrying a teacher.
"I say, do you think I'm AlohaDawg?"

That don't make no sense.
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2005, 05:00:57 am »
Quote from: "Teen Slang Dictionary"
Jough
adj. not colourful.
"Do you like my pet animal, Jose?" "Yeah, it's Jough."
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2005, 05:03:35 am »
Quote from: "Teen Slang"
Jough Dempsey
n. 1. a disco. 2. chart music.
"Sally, that Jough Dempsey is so high-quality!"
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2005, 05:10:29 am »
Limmo
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the Limmo, Frank?"

Sounds about right.
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2005, 07:29:59 pm »
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Maxosis.
Cause: lack of sleep

Symptoms: spontaneous combustion, euphoria, slightly impaired hearing, gastrointestinal bleeding

Cure: drink seven cups of tea every day before meals
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