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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2007, 12:42:24 pm »
This sounds like the event that made me decide to move out of my old apartment. That and it had no central air.
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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2007, 01:20:56 pm »
You should call him Kafka and feed him little scraps of dreams and mundaneness.  Just watch out if your dad starts calling him Daniel.  That is one thing you need to watch out for.  Seriously.
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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2007, 02:22:58 pm »
You should be able to get some boric acid powder at the drugstore, just sprinkle that around the corners of the room. I guess the idea is that they pick it up on their feet, and when they groom themselves they ingest it and die.

Oh wait, you have pets, right? Hmm, maybe you will have to go with a "roach motel".

Cuz seriously...if you already have "Kafka", there are bound to be lots more where that came from. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2007, 03:42:18 pm »
oh, yeah, I am aware that there are probably more. the obvious issue, and I am very happy that my mom assumed I had figured this out and didn't mention it, is that I routinely eat in my room and leave scraps out overnight. So, you know, they had a reason to be in my room. There will not be food there again, and hopefully that will help?

I have already promised one friend that I won't throw any apples at him.
I won't feed him, either. I may or may not abandon him for life in the countryside.

edit: I would like to think that Gregor and I can live in peace. Once I remove all clutter from my room, stop eating in there, and buy a mask to protect my ears nose and mouth.

edit2 : damn. I ruined a 3333 post count by posting about my lame problem.
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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2007, 11:21:45 pm »
Lame?  Are you kidding, this is the most entertaining thread in weeks.

Weeks!
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« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2007, 11:33:30 pm »
And dawg balked at my thread necromancy!
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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2007, 11:40:26 pm »
Quote from: R2DTrousers on August 10, 2007, 07:45:49 am
Just go to sleep - the only thing he might do is climb inside your nose and clear it of obstructions, making it easier to breathe.

Nows your chance to be a brilliant entrepreneur and take the market away from that Breathe-Rite guy.

n.b.: Entrepreneur exceeds its 'e' allowance.  I blame it for Polish surnames.
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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2007, 03:58:47 am »
update:
THE BITCH IS BACK!
I am debating whether to Raid him, or knock him down with a broom and attempt to capture him. I know, though, that if i do this it will not work out, and end weirdly (badly.)
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Re: Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2007, 12:21:33 pm »
Yeah, I got my ten signups and never got my free computer.  Meanwhile, two of my friends (who signed up via my links) DID get theirs.  Fuckers (the free stuff people, not my friends).

Oh, and LOCK'D.
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