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[Ben-San]

I am a little disappointed that there is no readable music for Pat's banjo ballad.

[sasquatch feeder]

Go Teodor! Nice use of ye olde noggin(e).

Seconding miles on how Pat would support the South, but not in an (overtly) racist way. No confederate flags for him, except perhaps on a bumper sticker next to the phrase "heritage not hate".

[wombat]

TURFUCKEN'

a man inside a woman inside a man inside a DUCK

Aw jeez Bobby I am never going to be able to hear the name of this dish again without having this mental image.

[PinkStainlessTail]

TURFUCKEN'

a man inside a woman inside a man inside a DUCK

Aw jeez Bobby I am never going to be able to hear the name of this dish again without having this mental image.

The "TURD-" always ruined my mental image of this dish to begin with. Bobby's version is actually a step up.

[V-Adore]

I am a little disappointed that there is no readable music for Pat's banjo ballad.

Me too.

That said, Beef's facial expression makes up for it. I love how he is in total agony, listening to Pat's over-anal-retentive banjo "stylings," and Pat is totally oblivious.

[antioch]

I like the double-decker pluck for harmony and PLUCK for accent. I think Beef grimaces due to reticent acceptance of Pat's much-improved ability. Also hello!

[Bobby Isosceles]

TURFUCKEN'

a man inside a woman inside a man inside a DUCK

Aw jeez Bobby I am never going to be able to hear the name of this dish again without having this mental image.

How often do you hear about Turducken anyway? Seriously.

[wombat]

How often do you hear about Turducken anyway? Seriously.

Often enough, bizarre as that might be.  I'm going to have to totally stop reading food-related messageboards around Thanksgiving, at least.

[miles]

How often do you hear about Turducken anyway? Seriously.

Often enough, bizarre as that might be.  I'm going to have to totally stop reading food-related messageboards around Thanksgiving, at least.

I'm still having trouble producing the image in my mind.  Guess that's a good thing, and I won't try to overcome whatever obstacle is in the way.

So, fortunately, I can still try Turducken if the opportunity ever arises.

[miles]

The "TURD-" always ruined my mental image of this dish to begin with. Bobby's version is actually a step up.

Was not aware that bestiality was a step up from anything.

[Bobby Isosceles]

The "TURD-" always ruined my mental image of this dish to begin with. Bobby's version is actually a step up.

Was not aware that bestiality was a step up from anything.

It's clearly a step up from Underage scatological necrophilila.

Sit, UBU, Sit.
Good dog.
Now sit there.
That's right.

[miles]

Lyle gives terrible hints.

I thought his hint was pretty funny too.  Thinking about it today (I had extra brain power to do so as a morning class was cancelled) I realized that it's not that Lyle gives bad hints, it's that he's so fuck*ng excited to watch the tape he doesn't have time to wait for people to guess who got the tape.  Which is really odd considering the subject matter, but not quite so considering that it's Lyle.

Also, and sorry if it's been mentioned in another thread, but I like Ray on the 25% off all books banner at the top of the page.  It's like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't be, or perhaps he's only pretending to read a book.  You know, since he has that nice leather chair, probably in a nice study with book-lined walls, he might as well take advantage of it.  But he's not actually reading.

It's also tempting me to finally get my hands on some of the books.

[miles]

The "TURD-" always ruined my mental image of this dish to begin with. Bobby's version is actually a step up.

Was not aware that bestiality was a step up from anything.

It's clearly a step up from Underage scatological necrophilila.

Sit, UBU, Sit.
Good dog.
Now sit there.
That's right.

Ewww!  This should never have to be read by anyone!  And you're right, it is clearly a step-up, but that's not what I had in mind when turd was mentioned.

[CortJstr]

Also, and sorry if it's been mentioned in another thread, but I like Ray on the 25% off all books banner at the top of the page.  It's like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't be, or perhaps he's only pretending to read a book.  You know, since he has that nice leather chair, probably in a nice study with book-lined walls, he might as well take advantage of it.  But he's not actually reading.

It's also tempting me to finally get my hands on some of the books.

To me he looks fake surprised. Like on a low budget film-strip where somebody looks up at the camera all, "Oh! I didn't see you there. I was just reading about the miracle that is zinc. Would you like to learn about zinc?"

[pmcd9]

To me he looks fake surprised. Like on a low budget film-strip where somebody looks up at the camera all, "Oh! I didn't see you there. I was just reading about the miracle that is zinc. Would you like to learn about zinc?"

That's the way I took it.

~Paul