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Bobby Isosceles

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3/10/05: HARR-RGH
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2005, 12:54:57 pm »
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Beatrice is obviously a good sport, we've been ragging on her since day one.  Then again, she did start off by picking on our little buddy Boz, so I guess she gets what she deserves.

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W H O R E

I'm sorry, who is Beatrice again?
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« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2005, 05:06:03 pm »
It's nothing personal, Bea, it's just that we got our boy 'zack's back.

Also, we have heard that you taste like battery acid down there.  And have a pouch like a kangaroo.

But don't take it too personally.
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« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2005, 05:31:57 pm »
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It's nothing personal, Bea, it's just that we got our boy 'zack's back.

Also, we have heard that you taste like battery acid down there.  And have a pouch like a kangaroo.


But then again, who doesn't these days?

I'm all for more pu$$yl cleansing. Look at all the rash of births these days. Nothing an Ajax douche couldn't have prevented.
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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2005, 07:11:02 pm »
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our boy 'zack's back.

This phrase is wonderful.

Our boy 'zack's back.
Our bozack's back.

I don't know why this amuses me so much. Maybe I shouldn't have had that eye-opener at brunch.
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« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2005, 05:14:44 am »
Our bozack's back, and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey la, hey la, our bozack's back)
You've been talking shit, and he's givin' it back double
(Hey la, hey la, our bozack's back)
You've been spreadin' lies that he sucks in bed
(Hey la, hey la, our bozack's back)
But what is this, that's not what your momma said
(Hey la, hey la, our bozack's back)
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« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2005, 06:01:39 am »
Whoa, I leave for the weekend and look at this. I got a song!
Anyway, Beatrice is really awesome, probably the best person I've ever been with, and I was a dick to her, so be nice. She has a fantastic pu$$y and farts the smell of roses.
Also, my c*ck is small, and lacks barbs.
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« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2005, 07:24:11 pm »
At the risk of steering things back on topic, I just want to point out that rats can't vomit.  According to this table (scroll to bottom), it seems vomiting is rare among rodents.

But with the way Todd drinks, there may be an exception...




You may now return to discussions of Beatrice's and Bozack's genitalia.
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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2005, 08:02:13 pm »
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At the risk of steering things back on topic, I just want to point out that rats can't vomit.  According to this table (scroll to bottom), it seems vomiting is rare among rodents.

But with the way Todd drinks, there may be an exception...


He wasn't vomiting, he was regurgitating effortlessly.

One shudders at the thought of the poor scientist who was forced to induce various animals to vomit. What would my mother think of me knowing that I induced tuna to vomit, he or she would think.


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You may now return to discussions of Beatrice's and Bozack's genitalia.


Pardon me while I regurgitate effortlessly to the thought of that.
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« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2005, 08:40:08 pm »
Thank you sj for the useful link explaining the difference between regurgitation and vomiting.  I once had a very confusing conversation with a vet exactly about whether a rodent was vomiting, because I didn't know there was a difference. And somehow I never got around to clearing this up.

We are all about education.
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« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2005, 06:25:19 pm »
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Beatrice and I invented the word "chach" as a better slang word to replace the word "gunt," or describe a very minor gunt, or just to describe a vag. So maybe we could say, "Hey, baby, you want my botch to meet your chach?"


It was loathe at first sight.
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« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2005, 11:03:22 pm »
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Beatrice and I invented the word "chach" as a better slang word to replace the word "gunt," or describe a very minor gunt, or just to describe a vag. So maybe we could say, "Hey, baby, you want my botch to meet your chach?"


It was loathe at first sight.


Jough, you should change Beatrice's status from "Dr. Kisses" to "HOME WRECKING WHORE." Not that I consider her one per se, but it would be fun to see that.
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« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2005, 03:06:57 am »
She needs to post more before she gets a custom (and unasked for) title.

She doesn't get preferential treatment just because Bozack used to put his dick in her.
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