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« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2005, 02:08:34 pm »
Well, it looks like the Dachshund Whisperer succeeded in getting the Onstad's dog, which I shall affectionately name 'Scrambles', out of the couch.
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« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2005, 02:28:27 pm »
THE DOG'S NAME IS "HEAVEN DOG"

Pay attention, Isosceles.

GOD  :x
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« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2005, 02:38:23 pm »
Onstad proves he has the best weiner 1) by posting a picture of it and 2) by successfully mating with a human female.
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« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2005, 02:48:06 pm »
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Onstad proves he has the best weiner 1) by posting a picture of it and 2) by successfully mating with a human female.


Hey!  I posted two pictures of mine and I've sucessfully mated with a human female twice!

What do I win?
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« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2005, 02:57:30 pm »
You get to pay TWO college tuitions!

CONGRATULATIONS!
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« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2005, 03:08:24 pm »
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Onstad proves he has the best weiner 1) by posting a picture of it and 2) by successfully mating with a human female.


Hey!  I posted two pictures of mine and I've sucessfully mated with a human female twice!

What do I win?


I'm sorry August,  but Onstad's weiner just has more sex appeal.

What do you win?  You win that self satisfied feeling of knowing you're better than the rest of us.  

BTW: for what ever reason, I always imagine you as a Homer Simpson-like character (except you look nothing like him, and you're smart... but come with me on this one).  First you're on Jeopardy, next you loose your job and get ready to set off on another wacky adventure, soon you'll be in outer space, or sharing your life with multiple celebrities.
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« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2005, 03:49:42 pm »
Oh sure, August will be in outer space, but that damn inanimate carbon rod will get all of the credit.
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« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2005, 04:10:18 pm »
What can I say but, D'OH!
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« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2005, 04:11:38 pm »
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I'm sorry August,  but Onstad's weiner just has more sex appeal.


Look out.  Gus is on his way up to the great white north to bite you on the ass.
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« Reply #54 on: March 16, 2005, 04:29:30 pm »
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I'm sorry August,  but Onstad's weiner just has more sex appeal.


Look out.  Gus is on his way up to the great white north to bite you on the ass.


Yeah, I'm sure you meant ankle, but whatever!  Huh!
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« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2005, 05:06:14 pm »
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I'm sorry August,  but Onstad's weiner just has more sex appeal.


Look out.  Gus is on his way up to the great white north to bite you on the ass.


Yeah, I'm sure you meant ankle, but whatever!  Huh!


He's bringing a ladder.
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« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2005, 07:55:59 pm »
THANK YOU everyone, Chris included, for the dachshunds.

Otherwise, I'm staying out of it.
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« Reply #57 on: March 16, 2005, 08:07:03 pm »
Southworth (and Onstad, if you'd care to respond) do your dachs puff out their cheeks?  Gus does this thing, especially when he's frustrated, where he kind inflates his cheeks and makes a chuffing, popping noise.  He starting to do it in the bottom picture, probably because he didn't like getting his picture taken.  I was wondering whether this was a dach thing or just a Gus thing.
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« Reply #58 on: March 16, 2005, 08:16:49 pm »
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Hey!  I posted two pictures of mine and I've sucessfully mated with a human female twice!

What do I win?


ARE YOU AN INTERNET CELEBRITY, AUGUST? THOUGHT NOT!
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« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2005, 08:44:08 pm »
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Southworth (and Onstad, if you'd care to respond) do your dachs puff out their cheeks?  Gus does this thing, especially when he's frustrated, where he kind inflates his cheeks and makes a chuffing, popping noise.  He starting to do it in the bottom picture, probably because he didn't like getting his picture taken.  I was wondering whether this was a dach thing or just a Gus thing.


Hrm... Molly doesn't do that, not that I've noticed anyway, but she's not yet a year old. She does WHINE INCESSANTLY when she's lonely, however, which is basically anytime she's alone in a room and not greco-roman wrestling with the cat.
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