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The question everyone asks about Superman
« on: March 19, 2005, 07:53:58 pm »
I didn't realize that DC comics actually acknowledged it at one point. Apologies if you've seen it before.
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The question everyone asks about Superman
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2005, 03:29:03 am »
Superman says:

YOU can slap a Jap!
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2005, 03:33:05 am »
Saw this (much of the site) a couple months ago at a different domain; my favorite is Lois wearing a lead box over her head. Why, when there's a Super Man with X-Ray Vision, wouldn't there be a Lead Box Vendor proclaiming "Privacy Rights Above Super Heroes!"? It's just perfect. It's postmodern without realizing it.
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The question everyone asks about Superman
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2005, 07:22:45 am »
My favourite is Superman punching Wonder Woman in the back of the head.

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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2005, 07:46:39 am »
In Lois and Lana's defense...
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2005, 02:52:53 pm »
Thanks Nabu - this link totally brightened my day.  What a dick!
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2005, 05:05:38 pm »
You're welcome, s_s. Also, Ben-San, I can just envision Superman flying in and saying "Clark just walked into a door; it'll be a minute before he gets here."
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2005, 07:40:09 pm »
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You're welcome, s_s. Also, Ben-San, I can just envision Superman flying in and saying "Clark just walked into a door; it'll be a minute before he gets here."

 He doesn't even try as hard as that sometimes.
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2005, 07:43:12 pm »
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You're welcome, s_s. Also, Ben-San, I can just envision Superman flying in and saying "Clark just walked into a door; it'll be a minute before he gets here."

 He doesn't even try as hard as that sometimes.

Oh hell no. That is cold.
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2005, 08:58:50 pm »
I think that Superman's interest in the whole "secret identity" thing is tempered by the following facts: he is INVINCIBLE, and doesn't really give two shits about anybody around him. Like, Spiderman has a hot girlfriend and an aunt, so if someone finds out who he actually is, they could kill them. From those comics, it appears that Superman views those around him as little more than pawns.
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2005, 09:01:24 pm »
I always wondered what Lois would look like shortly after being 'Superfucked" by the member of steel. I would think that there wouldn't be much left, or that if she was riding him the ejaculation would send her through 3 sets of floors and ceilings going up.

That would make for a funny bit of video.
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2005, 09:10:34 pm »
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That would make for a funny bit of video.

I've seen something like that, but it was Popeye, not Superman.  The joke is the same though.

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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2005, 09:13:55 pm »
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You're welcome, s_s. Also, Ben-San, I can just envision Superman flying in and saying "Clark just walked into a door; it'll be a minute before he gets here."

 He doesn't even try as hard as that sometimes.

Oh hell no. That is cold.


I'm a bit concerned as to where Superman got a skeleton.
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2005, 09:29:30 pm »
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You're welcome, s_s. Also, Ben-San, I can just envision Superman flying in and saying "Clark just walked into a door; it'll be a minute before he gets here."

 He doesn't even try as hard as that sometimes.

Oh hell no. That is cold.


I'm a bit concerned as to where Superman got a skeleton.


Judging from the other comments, he probably just tore it clean out of somebody's meat-sack.
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2005, 09:31:23 pm »
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You're welcome, s_s. Also, Ben-San, I can just envision Superman flying in and saying "Clark just walked into a door; it'll be a minute before he gets here."

 He doesn't even try as hard as that sometimes.

Oh hell no. That is cold.


I'm a bit concerned as to where Superman got a skeleton.


From the sea floor.
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