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« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2005, 12:02:45 am »
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...while it was really sweet getting to be someone's first, I was always worried by the fact that he had only ever had sex with me.  How could he not be curious about having sex with other people?...


I have the same sort of weirdness about my current girlfriend. I mean, I'm the ONLY ONE! If she says that sex was good, I can't help but wonder what she's comparing it to. But, of course, it's a lot less frightening when you're just dating.
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« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2005, 08:34:02 am »
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...while it was really sweet getting to be someone's first, I was always worried by the fact that he had only ever had sex with me.  How could he not be curious about having sex with other people?...


I have the same sort of weirdness about my current girlfriend. I mean, I'm the ONLY ONE! If she says that sex was good, I can't help but wonder what she's comparing it to. But, of course, it's a lot less frightening when you're just dating.


My current ladyfriend is my first, but we've been dating on and off for quite some time, so she's not my only.  And I wasn't totally inexperienced before her, just officially inexperienced.  She said it was weird for her, and she was really a bit reluctant to steal my innocence, but she couldn't resist, of course.  Now, she speaks of it like it was some kind of accomplishment.  

Actually, I had to beg.
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« Reply #47 on: March 28, 2005, 05:36:37 pm »
I find it curious that a thread about my second-born turned into a discussion of the merits of waiting until marriage.

Not that I'm complainin', just pointing out.  Carry on.
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« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2005, 11:44:31 pm »
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I find it curious that a thread about my second-born turned into a discussion of the merits of waiting until marriage.

Not that I'm complainin', just pointing out.  Carry on.

Actually this could qualify for a Least Wandering Thread Award.
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« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2005, 04:18:40 pm »
On the subject of new babies:

WORST BABY NAME ON EARTH.
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« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2005, 04:36:21 pm »
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On the subject of new babies:

WORST BABY NAME ON EARTH.


WHOA RIGHT THERE DUDE

HOLY SHIT

MERCY MEDICAL CENTER CLEARLY DOES NOT HAVE A "DECISION-MAKING PROCESS" DEPARTMENT
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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2005, 04:39:13 pm »
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On the subject of new babies:

WORST BABY NAME ON EARTH.


What?  What?!

FYI: my friend who works in the neo-natal ward called to tell me that a teen mother had named her daughter Cherish Maya Beaver.  None of the other nurses could believe it either. (Beaver is a common last name amoung Aboriginal Canadians)
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« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2005, 04:44:41 pm »
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On the subject of new babies:

WORST BABY NAME ON EARTH.

Up until just now the worst I'd heard was in this weekend's news:

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Jonathan Davis, of Korn, and his wife, porn actress Deven, named their newborn son Pirate. This is not a joke.
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« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2005, 04:52:00 pm »
you know those morings you have that reaffirm your position that you don't like other people.  those mornings where you can take your experiences, wrap them up in a napkin, and use them to wipe away any crumbs of acceptance off your dry lips?

ya, it was one of those mornings.

but, i must say, that little Miss Aryan Justice certainly does make me feel Right and Correct.

If only there was an easy way that i knew of to balance my belief in the Right of Others to Do Things They Want with my belief in the Obligation of Others Not to be Complete and Utterly Complicit Assholes.
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« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2005, 10:55:20 pm »
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If only there was an easy way that i knew of to balance my belief in the Right of Others to Do Things They Want with my belief in the Obligation of Others Not to be Complete and Utterly Complicit Assholes.


You hit the fuck out of that nail.
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« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2005, 11:43:16 pm »
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On the subject of new babies:

WORST BABY NAME ON EARTH.


That baby does look like a bit of a bruiser.  All slamming her fist into her palm.  All appearing as if she would like to know whether or not she looks like a clown to you.
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« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2005, 04:06:46 pm »
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like both her parents and grandparents were brother and sister?
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« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2005, 01:14:57 am »
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Am I the only one who thinks she looks like both her parents and grandparents were brother and sister?


Seconded. Unlike your baby, Va, which makes me try to tickle my monitor every time I see your avatar. Oh, and your baby is perfect too, JL/Pedro. And Carlos, yours will be beautiful too. And everybody else who's spawned lately, delayed congratulations. Including Phillip from Goats, who does not read these boards.
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« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2005, 08:24:51 pm »
The day is always a little nicer when Mite stops by  :D
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« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2005, 12:12:51 am »
Awww, shucks Pedro, thanks. It is my New Month's Resolution to post more often. I lurk constantly, but I am shy.
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