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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2005, 10:58:01 pm »

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i promise it is not a disease, just a strange thing.



It is probably a disease.


Huh? What did you say? Speak up, lad.

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It is probably a disease.
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2005, 11:13:56 pm »

Well, he would know.

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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2005, 11:17:05 pm »

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Well, he would know.


Beatrice and Bozack should go found a leper colony.
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2005, 01:06:30 am »

They only have two choices in the US - Louisiana and Molokai. And I don't think Molokai is taking new residents anymore.
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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2005, 01:34:41 am »

Back in the day I had a little machine that would roll perfect J's (or cigarettes, if you were into the Drum thing.)  It cost about 8 bucks.
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2005, 01:35:39 am »

I've got a lil' Zig-Zag cigarette roller, for like $2. I loves it.
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2005, 02:41:10 am »

jesus, people, just get some decent papers and a business card for a filter and put a little time into it.

though i also did office work for a while and had to use one of those machines.  they're not as handy as they sound.

if they eyelid thing you're talking about is more like a stickiness, like the lid skin sticks to itself, then i know exactly what you mean.
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2005, 03:24:50 am »

My drug comes in a bottle for easier consumption.

Scotch: when you just want to pour yourself silly.

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« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2005, 08:35:41 am »

yeh, rolling machines are good enough for tobacco, but weed has too many pointy bits to use them effectively.  one that worked on weed would be hard to engineer.
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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2005, 05:08:53 pm »

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yeh, rolling machines are good enough for tobacco, but weed has too many pointy bits to use them effectively.  one that worked on weed would be hard to engineer.

That is what grinders are for.
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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2005, 05:31:51 pm »

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yeh, rolling machines are good enough for tobacco, but weed has too many pointy bits to use them effectively.  one that worked on weed would be hard to engineer.

That is what grinders are for.


I never knew that people grinded it till a friend recently mentioned he did.  Then again, I've never been one to smoke joints, so I've never needed to grind it.
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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2005, 06:52:38 pm »

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I feel ambivalent about Chris working with a baby in a sling on his chest, though. Isn't that uncomfortable for the baby?


Far from it.  My baby loves her sling.  Besides, if it were uncomfortable for the baby, you better believe Onstad would not be able to work.
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« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2005, 07:00:24 pm »

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It's uncomfortable for the papa.


Then you're doing it wrong.  It takes some practice to sling a baby well, but it is sooooo worth it. Just ask my husband!
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« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2005, 07:02:18 pm »

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yeh, rolling machines are good enough for tobacco, but weed has too many pointy bits to use them effectively.  one that worked on weed would be hard to engineer.


Sounds to me like you are just not cleaning your shake well enough.
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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2005, 09:57:17 pm »

I was gonna mention grinding, but then I was afraid that I was going to sound like fuck*ng "Car Talk For Stoners."

FRICK: Hmmm, caller, sounds to me like you're not grinding.
FRACK: Also, how well are you cleaning your shake?
CHEECH: Dave's not here, man!
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