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« on: April 01, 2005, 04:44:33 pm »
I see great woe ahead, involving Philippe and the not-Hosey the Flow Cow/shredder.
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 05:03:18 pm »
I had no idea warm water was that important to plants.
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2005, 03:39:36 pm »
Green beans in a Bloody Mary?

Yes, I'm aware that people actually do this, but seriously - I sometimes suspect that Chris / Ray uses that "generally reliable gourmand with obscure ideas" reputation strictly to fuck with us. He knows damn well that there is an entire "I will try any recipe even hinted at in Achewood" subset and they are in for a mega nasty surprise.

Also, Essence of Emeril is not a very good show. He doesn't have an audience to play off of; he just talks to himself for the whole time and generally seems tired.
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2005, 03:57:50 pm »
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Green beans in a Bloody Mary?

Yes, I'm aware that people actually do this, but seriously - I sometimes suspect that Chris / Ray uses that "generally reliable gourmand with obscure ideas" reputation strictly to fuck with us. He knows damn well that there is an entire "I will try any recipe even hinted at in Achewood" subset and they are in for a mega nasty surprise.

Also, Essence of Emeril is not a very good show. He doesn't have an audience to play off of; he just talks to himself for the whole time and generally seems tired.



Look, fuck you, Tomorrow Chicken is a GREAT IDEA.
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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2005, 04:09:20 pm »
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Look, fuck you, Tomorrow Chicken is a GREAT IDEA.


Then videotape yourself making and eating the damn thing, Peter Plays-with-Fire.

Click here to download Essence_of_Bobby.torrent
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2005, 04:43:34 pm »
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Green beans in a Bloody Mary?

Yes, I'm aware that people actually do this, but seriously - I sometimes suspect that Chris / Ray uses that "generally reliable gourmand with obscure ideas" reputation strictly to fuck with us. He knows damn well that there is an entire "I will try any recipe even hinted at in Achewood" subset and they are in for a mega nasty surprise.

I enjoyed the hell out of my mega nasty surprise

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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2005, 04:55:33 pm »
If this is seriously the end of the banjo storyline I'm going to be pretty sad. It's nice that we got a nice Walgreen's story out of it and all but what the hell happened?

Champagne glass? Why don't you pick an even smaller target, there Beef?
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2005, 08:46:36 pm »
I fuck*ng love this:

B: Okay sorry uh but maybe Yan will cover squirting next and then you would be sad that you missed it

and also

B: Can we play Love Shack I have it on MP3

M: No.

B: Cool

HOORAYYY FOR SQUIRTINGGG!
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2005, 09:09:12 pm »
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B: Can we play Love Shack I have it on MP3

Well duh. This is roughly equivalent to saying, "I own socks." Everybody has a Love Shack mp3. I think there's a law.
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2005, 09:57:18 pm »
I'm old school, i've got it on CD.  I think that's one of those that is required to be stocked at all used record stores and pawn shops.

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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2005, 10:22:06 pm »
In fact, I do believe that "Love Shack" actually came with my laptop, on my iTunes.
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2005, 10:44:47 pm »
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I'm old school, i've got it on CD.

The fact that anybody called owning anything on CD "old school" amuses me.

I have Time Capsule which is their best of, so I own it too
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2005, 01:53:18 am »
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I'm old school, i've got it on CD.

The fact that anybody called owning anything on CD "old school" amuses me.

No shit.  I have a milk crate full of 8-tracks within arms reach of where I'm sitting.
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2005, 01:58:51 am »
What kind of wuss has to break a chopstick over his knee?  Careful you don't injure yourself there, girly-man!
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2005, 05:29:09 am »
Has anyone else read this thread before reading the day's blogs? Seriously, the disjointed sentences and ridiculously foregone conclusions are hysterical when the knowledge of context is assumed. If you haven't tried this, I can understand it's due to some certain fear of spoilage (which I quite understand) -- but please, please try it once. You'll laugh like I do almost every few days.
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