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« on: April 18, 2005, 04:08:19 am »
I guess I'm behind on some of the blogs.  I just noticed Beef's trip to the mall.  What an excellent piece of writing.  I've had those same feelings of despair while out shopping.

Also, I have to admit that I share Mr. Bear's woody for Lauren Graham.  My wife and daughters have exposed me to the Gilmores and dang but that Lorelai is hot.  Then I caught a big chunk of Bad Santa and got to see the skanky version.  Yikes!

OK, I think I've said too much.
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2005, 04:23:05 am »
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Also, I have to admit that I share Mr. Bear's woody for Lauren Graham.  My wife and daughters have exposed me to the Gilmores and dang but that Lorelai is hot.  Then I caught a big chunk of Bad Santa and got to see the skanky version.  Yikes!

OK, I think I've said too much.


Do you get to see more skin in the "fuck me santa fuck me santa" scene?

For a while I've read Mr. Bear's lines in the voice of Edward Herrmann, so I'm not at all surprised that Mr. Bear takes to him so well.  I think we've even talked about that on the board, and someone else suggested Stephen Fry.

"After I mourned her, others naturally followed in time, among them a spicy little political doyenne of Thai extraction, and a curvaceous Argentinian who ensnared me in a twisted web of tango and torrid jealousy."

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2005, 10:30:52 pm »
We all knew Ray's date would manage to fail spectacularly but at least she didn't throw up in his mouth. I expected him to get arrested.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2005, 11:16:04 pm »
I misread Chris's blog, and in my head, it sounded like he was claiming that his daughter had said "K-mart" as HER first word. I caught myself marvelling at the obvious genius of that kid right out of the gates.

Upon reflection, it just makes sense that Chris's first word was something like "K-Mart." It just... makes... sense.

Mine: "cookie"
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 12:40:02 am »
My first words were "uh-oh, spaghettio," which is suitably portentious for my entire life. My brother's first word was "McDonalds."
I love Rays dates.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 01:42:10 am »
"no"
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 02:07:58 am »
I was one of those kids who didn't really start talking until I could make full sentences. So sue me.

I'm rather glad that this bad date was at least different from other bad Ray dates. Had there been more alcohol and vague illegality, I would have been unhappy, to say the least.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2005, 02:45:54 pm »
Lizzie del Vaca's first word was "nose."
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2005, 02:56:45 pm »
Mine was "ball." How lame.
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2005, 04:02:46 pm »
I think mine was "duck". That's pretty generic.
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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2005, 04:52:20 pm »
I wish I knew what my first word was.  I suspect my baby's first word will be "Buffy".
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2005, 05:01:20 pm »
I don't know what my first word was.  It was long long ago and I was very young at the time.
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2005, 05:32:56 pm »
My mother tells me that I waited to talk until they were on the verge of getting worried, then looked a baby sitter straight in the eye and said "sit down and shut up" which is what they were always saying to the dog.
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2005, 06:40:42 pm »
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My mother tells me that I waited to talk until they were on the verge of getting worried, then looked a baby sitter straight in the eye and said "sit down and shut up" which is what they were always saying to the dog.


Now that's funny.
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2005, 01:18:01 am »
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