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« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2005, 08:40:05 pm »
Oh wow, that's wild.  I always thought Bonnie and Helen Hunt were sisters.  Heck, they even look like they're related.

Bonnie DOES have a sister Helen, but she's not an actress.

Amazing the things you can learn on this here internet.

Anyway, I much prefer Bonnie to Helen, as Hunts go.
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« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2005, 08:56:01 pm »
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Oh wow, that's wild.  I always thought Bonnie and Helen Hunt were sisters.  Heck, they even look like they're related.

Bonnie DOES have a sister Helen, but she's not an actress.

Amazing the things you can learn on this here internet.

Anyway, I much prefer Bonnie to Helen, as Hunts go.

This conversation is begging for a typo. Or a "Mike"
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« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2005, 05:24:25 am »
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..."Flying Blind" (Tea Leoni was the sexiest woman to ever be in a TV show, and she's never looked as good since that show, for whatever reason).


Dammit, that I agree with that either clears me of all charges or labels me as batshit. Either way, that broad could really stir pickles.


I just saw Spanglish.  She looked good but Paz Vega looked better.  Damn.
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« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2005, 06:29:39 am »
Yeah, Paz Vega is just DAZZLING.  But Tea Leoni is still going strong.  Did you see her doing that yoga in the movie where she held herself up while wrapped up like a pretzel?  Very strong, very flexible, just how we likes 'em.
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« Reply #49 on: April 25, 2005, 01:02:20 pm »
So does Beef measure his nails (claws?) or what? They grow so slowly, how can he even tell?

Semicolon!

At this point, I'm actively trying to be entertaining for the people who read this thread before the actual blogs.
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« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2005, 04:36:29 pm »
I would never have believed it possible to find someone so willing and able to initiate a tranny into gender-altered sex. But then, along comes Lyle.

Who knew?
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« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2005, 08:18:44 am »
Lyle's entry is confusing. Any sane trans woman would never call herself "Bill"...

Or did Lyle get it on with the manager, "Bill"? I didn't know he had it in him...
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« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2005, 01:26:49 pm »
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Lyle's entry is confusing. Any sane trans woman would never call herself "Bill"...

Or did Lyle get it on with the manager, "Bill"? I didn't know he had it in him...

I presume Bill the tranny just hasn't picked a female name yet. (And I can't blame him. What does Bill even convert to? Wilhelmina?)
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« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2005, 02:17:35 pm »
Billie Jean, DUH!

The girl is not my lover.
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« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2005, 03:38:17 pm »
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Billie Jean, DUH!

The girl is not my lover.

I would certainly hope not. If she is, well, you're typing remarkably soberly, Lyle.
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« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2005, 04:51:29 pm »
I loved reading Teodor's blog. Those fuck*ng Discovery Channel people. Every time they run something about the crab giraffeermen up in Elbonia, we get flooded with phone calls from idiots who saw the show and think that they can get a job making a million dollars for five days' work if they call City Hall. BRILLIANT.
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« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2005, 05:59:26 pm »
$58/month? Damn. I was thinking I need a new car, as mine is for suck in the snow (but it looks purty). Maybe I should look into a Civic.
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« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2005, 04:34:35 am »
Chris' Blog:  "its probably healthier for the baby if I use a separate car for buying french fries"

sometimes its hard to justify things, sometimes its not so hard.

for example if you like to buy old records, you find reasons that you NEED to buy another one.  one common reason is:  "its a good price" like the civic or "i'll resell it for a profit" like when you find an effed up copy of something after you saw a mint copy of it go on ebay or gem for $58.
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« Reply #58 on: May 02, 2005, 11:47:11 am »
Was Marlon Brando ever sexy and fat at the same time?
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« Reply #59 on: May 02, 2005, 01:49:41 pm »
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Was Marlon Brando ever sexy and fat at the same time?

Do not question the logic of Ray. In fact, let's just keep "logic" and "Ray" in separate paragraphs whenever possible.

If I were Greg I'd keep the new cook on just to make Pat go away. That seems like the easiest solution.
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