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Author Topic: Viva il papa!  (Read 12266 times)

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« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2005, 08:25:25 pm »
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Is it even hotter for you to know that the actress whose lap I'm face down in is actually reciting a monologue about her character dying of cancer and can't have sex anymore because it's cervical cancer?  Cervical cancer is so hot.


Way to go, killjoy!

You ruined Jough's birthweek fantasy.

Happy birthday two days ago, Jough.
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« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2005, 09:48:23 pm »
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I'm standing in the bedroom of Judy and Glen Issac: 10 years married and still in love. What's their secret? Judy has an inoperable brain tumor the size of my fist, and that just happens to be Glen's fetish.
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« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2005, 12:10:55 am »
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Is it even hotter for you to know that the actress whose lap I'm face down in is actually reciting a monologue about her character dying of cancer and how she can't have sex anymore because it hurts too much, being cervical cancer?  Cervical cancer is so hot.


It's only sexy if your character is trying to lick the cancer out of her cervix...'


oh my.  so this is what it's come to.
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« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2005, 12:44:44 am »
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It's only sexy if your character is trying to lick the cancer out of her cervix...


What? Okay, no. Just no.

I don't know if I could beat the concentrated lonely out of you with a rolled-up newspaper, but heaven knows I'd be willing to try at this point.
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« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2005, 01:14:01 am »
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It's only sexy if your character is trying to lick the cancer out of her cervix...


What? Okay, no. Just no.

I don't know if I could beat the concentrated lonely out of you with a rolled-up newspaper, but heaven knows I'd be willing to try at this point.


you could lick the lonely out of him...
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« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2005, 03:54:55 am »
Oh for cryin' out loud side show post a picture already.  All we get on this board is babies and me.    We're going stir crazy up in here.

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« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2005, 05:26:00 am »
I'm starting a thread in People and Places entitled Photos. This way, we can all post pictures of ourselves and our tiny dogs. If we do not have tiny dogs, we will be provided them.
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« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2005, 07:51:01 pm »
considering that I got such compliments about my acting in this play as:

"Wow, I really thought you were retarded!"

and

"you sure did drool all over that prop!"

I know just how hot I was in that roll.

Cancer or no cancer.

By the way you're all evil.  And so am I.
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