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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« on: April 25, 2005, 07:19:32 am »
Todd has the mysterious power to find Lyle's perfect job, it seems. Does he do this on a regular basis? (The hop-divination, that is.)
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2005, 10:13:06 am »
this comic is wrong.

"fully healed"........  i will never sleep soundly again
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2005, 11:08:16 am »
Is this how we should have been/should be all looking for jobs?  If only we'd known sooner.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2005, 11:44:29 am »
Oh that Lyle....
I enjoyed Todd's little hop... I need my own hopping rodent to find me jobs.
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2005, 11:58:02 am »
What about two transexuals "doing" each other?
Man, that is soooo confusing!
If you lived in the UK I can only hope you got to see the gender-swap operation live on terrestial tv last week.
And to the rest of you...PLEASE! Take my eyes! Gah!
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2005, 12:52:44 pm »
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What about two transexuals "doing" each other?

There are way more M2F than F2M. Although I suppose have each new male service several females would be pretty good training for maleness.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2005, 01:32:32 pm »
I was thinking about pre-op trannies.
Half an' halfs, lady-boys.
And four minutes of Googlin' have shown me that this is not something I should be curious about.
See signature.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2005, 02:09:01 pm »
Sounds like a pretty sweet job to me. As long as "fully healed" isn't just bait.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2005, 02:12:23 pm »
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Sounds like a pretty sweet job to me. As long as "fully healed" isn't just bait.

According to Lyle's blog there are still stitches.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2005, 03:11:48 pm »
Lyle's blog post is the most nasty information overload since Molly's little diatribe about water sports. Shit, that's foul.
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2005, 03:28:11 pm »
Squirting isn't peeing dude!
You've got the 'net, go find out!
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2005, 03:47:21 pm »
How (and of course, why) do you teach a dog to snore?  My dog did it very well, but I'm certain it wasn't learned behavior.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2005, 03:52:39 pm »
The two half-viewed classifieds definitely made this one for me.

I wish I could get random sums of money for picking up things and taking them to other places.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2005, 04:15:52 pm »
I got the impression that the owner of the object to be moved is not the one placing the ad.  That's a dangerous way to make $400, man.
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4/25/05 - A grunty gin man
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2005, 04:45:41 pm »
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Is this how we should have been/should be all looking for jobs?  If only we'd known sooner.


Really.  I wonder if Todd charges much for this service, because I really need a better part-time job, and in about eight months, a real job.  Although I'm afraid to admit here what my perfect job would be.
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