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4/28/05 - You're the real thing, asshole!
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2005, 07:50:04 pm »
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It was this weird rubber thing that looked kind of like a flashlight, but at the light bulb end it had this weird pink smile-type shape, with a hole in the middle!


You people all know what this is, right? I don't have to spell it out, right? I'd consider this a fairly heterosexual device.

Well, if it's shaped like a mouth, that mouth could be of either gender. I'm just sayin'.

Also, Tommy Toroid has never been more wrong than he is right now. This is all.
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2005, 07:50:59 pm »
Yeah, we had a discussion about it before.  The Fleshlight, I think, was the concensus.
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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2005, 07:54:28 pm »
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It was this weird rubber thing that looked kind of like a flashlight, but at the light bulb end it had this weird pink smile-type shape, with a hole in the middle!


You people all know what this is, right? I don't have to spell it out, right? I'd consider this a fairly heterosexual device.


It was spelled out pretty well already.
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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2005, 07:59:53 pm »
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How the hell is this thread not titled "breast attack on fuck mountain?"  What the hell people.  What. the. hell.

But it is good to see a title that is not alt text or a punchline.


I suppose my love of the term "fuck mountain" is too blinding for me to see beyond.


I would say it was quite the punchline.  The perfect Todd line.  So, well done.  Good title.

Although you're right, "breast attack on fuck mountain" is pretty fuck*ng perfect.
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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2005, 08:31:59 pm »
Holy crap!

Anyone else notice how that bottle of Grolsch just appears out of nowhere in panel five?
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2005, 08:33:14 pm »
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Holy crap!

Anyone else notice how that bottle of Grolsch just appears out of nowhere in panel five?


I got the impression that when he got up to put the tape in the VCR he also got himself a beer.
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2005, 08:38:42 pm »
oh never mind
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2005, 08:39:19 pm »
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Holy crap!

Anyone else notice how that bottle of Grolsch just appears out of nowhere in panel five?


I got the impression that when he got up to put the tape in the VCR he also got himself a beer.


No, it's there right after he looks at the video cover.  Good call!

Something sinister is going on.  Someone planted that bottle.  PAT!  Fucker.

Edit:  Also, notice the toilet paper?  That means a bottle of lotion is somewhere nearby.
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2005, 08:39:47 pm »
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Holy crap!

Anyone else notice how that bottle of Grolsch just appears out of nowhere in panel five?


I got the impression that when he got up to put the tape in the VCR he also got himself a beer.


Oh. I hadn't got the impression that he had even gotten up yet. I thought he was still just holding the box in his hand in panel five.
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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2005, 08:56:02 pm »
Notice how he's not present in panel 6? Instead, there's a "CLICK wrrr" top right.

Yeah, that'd be Téodor putting the tape in the VCR. And, as I believed until arlucasinc (and arkabee first) pointed out, gone to the kitchen to get the fateful beer.
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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2005, 09:02:52 pm »
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where did the bottle come from?


Oh wow. I totally missed this the first time through. I even scanned the thread to see if it had been mentioned already.

I'm a dolt.
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2005, 09:03:20 pm »
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Why does Teodor have a claw on his thumb?  He's a stuffed animal.


I was going to ask this EXACT THING!
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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2005, 09:50:48 pm »
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Why does Teodor have a claw on his thumb?  He's a stuffed animal.

I was going to ask this EXACT THING!

I've seen stuffed animals with tiny claws. Usually made of vinyl or some kind of stiffer fabric and sometimes plastic.
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2005, 10:17:32 pm »
This strip is a perfect demonstration of why you should only drink Grolsch in those big brown bottles with the funky resealable caps that you can use as a stone.

It's all about safety people!
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« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2005, 10:27:51 pm »
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This strip is a perfect demonstration of why you should only drink Grolsch in those big brown bottles with the funky resealable caps that you can use as a stone.

It's all about safety people!


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