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4/28/05 - You're the real thing, asshole!
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2005, 10:43:48 pm »
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This strip is a perfect demonstration of why you should only drink Grolsch in those big brown bottles with the funky resealable caps that you can use as a stone.

It's all about safety people!


Green.


Also Brown.
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« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2005, 01:29:31 am »
i did one of those things where i write an entire post and then realize how bad it is and not post it about a couple of things but the bottle thing bothered me so much i posted that one anyways.

but now that several other people have posted about some of those things, i'm going to do my best to badly post about the things that were bugging to begin with.

1- the biggest thing that is bugging me is that any inconsistencies are bugging me.  i like the comic strip and i'm not being critical i'm just confused.

2- why is T so depressed he's singing/strumming Joy Division songs to himself, alone, on a couch?  the only thing that made me more sadder (in both senses of the word) than listening/singing along to Joy Division songs was to do the same to Swans songs.

3- but then, he is happy to see porn.  so, i guess he wasn't suicidal, he was just down and commiserating with depressing music.  but, you aren't really suicidal when porn grabs your attention.

4- if he makes an "ugfh" sound REACHING TO THE COFFEE TABLE isn't he about 2 cheese eggmcmuffins away from dying anyways?  wtf T?  it's called moving around a little bit every once in a while.

5- i concur with Va and whatnot, what's with his nail?  that's freaking creepy.

6- at first i thought it was a dvd and not a tape, but then i figured out the click whiir sound was the vcr and not him doing something in the kitchen.

7- the bottle comes out of nowhere.  he's reaching for porn, no bottle.  you see porn and scary finger/nail.  then, bottle.

now, is he looking to his right to see if anyone is around because he doesn't want to be snuck up on putting porno in, or is he looking at the bottle?

um, that is all.
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« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2005, 02:22:50 am »
congratulations.  the humor died when the analysis came to town.  it was shot in front of the saloon and EVERYBODY saw.  even the babies.

but really is this an accident?  what if this stays unresolved like Pat getting banjoed?  gosh, that would suck shit.

edit: redeem thyself, Onstad!
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« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2005, 02:28:45 am »
Hm.. I was completely confused till I came to the forum and remembered Teodor was supposed to die today...

I still was confused about what all was goin' on before he dropped dead for a bit till I realised the cap killed him.

All I know is that I hope heaven is shown again... wonder if it'll look any different since the burning..?  hm.
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« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2005, 02:33:28 am »
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congratulations.  the humor died when the analysis came to town.  it was shot in front of the saloon and EVERYBODY saw.  even the babies.

Did some of humor's guts get on the mayor?
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« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2005, 03:55:28 am »
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congratulations.  the humor died when the analysis came to town.  it was shot in front of the saloon and EVERYBODY saw.  even the babies.

Did some of humor's guts get on the mayor?

No! Not the major! :shock:
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« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2005, 05:59:22 am »
NOT THE BABIES
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« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2005, 01:34:05 pm »
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This strip is a perfect demonstration of why you should only drink Grolsch in those big brown bottles with the funky resealable caps that you can use as a stone.

It's all about safety people!


Green.


Also Brown.


My mistake. Never have I laid eyes upon a brown bottle of Grolsch.

Also, a Hypothesis: perhaps the bottle was a Deus Ex Machina placed by the ever-scheming and death-hungry rollerskate.
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« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2005, 01:45:23 pm »
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Also, a Hypothesis: perhaps the bottle was a Deus Ex Machina placed by the ever-scheming and death-hungry rollerskate.


the wet blanket said that analysis killed the humor, and yet mnsr. choopernickel proves that not to be the case.

have we ever seen the OTHER rollerskate?

would seeing the other rollerskate foreshadow the coming of the apacolypse?

we know that sentient footwear is justifiable within achewood.  is it not feasible that the most diabolic of all would be used by Sonic CarHops?
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« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2005, 01:49:00 pm »
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have we ever seen the OTHER rollerskate?

In serializer Ray wears two, but it's never made clear if that's another pair or The Skate of Doom and its mate. Or perhaps the mate is The Skate of Life and they cancel each other out when together.
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« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2005, 02:14:27 pm »
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have we ever seen the OTHER rollerskate?

In serializer Ray wears two, but it's never made clear if that's another pair or The Skate of Doom and its mate. Or perhaps the mate is The Skate of Life and they cancel each other out when together.



Perhaps a Lazarus the Skate series is in order.
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4/28/05 - You're the real thing, asshole!
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2005, 02:15:49 pm »
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we know that sentient footwear is justifiable within achewood.  is it not feasible that the most diabolic of all would be used by Sonic CarHops?


Does this actually happen? I mean, I've read that Sonics are full of rollerskating carhops, but EVERY single carhop at EVERY single Sonic I've gone to in this area just walk.
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« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2005, 02:32:05 pm »
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we know that sentient footwear is justifiable within achewood.  is it not feasible that the most diabolic of all would be used by Sonic CarHops?


Does this actually happen? I mean, I've read that Sonics are full of rollerskating carhops, but EVERY single carhop at EVERY single Sonic I've gone to in this area just walk.


yes.
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« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2005, 02:38:17 pm »
We have both skating and non-skating Sonic carhops here.
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« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2005, 03:56:48 pm »
We don't have any Sonics around here, even though they show ad on Philly TV constantly.

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR MONEY IN A MARKET IN WHICH YOU DO NOT COMPETE, ENEMA BAGS!
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