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« on: April 29, 2005, 11:28:43 am »
Hee!  that last panel is classic.
How ungraceful...
I wonder why he didn't just appear in heaven... has there been a death where they haven't automatically?  hm...

I wish I had more to say, but I'm sleepy.  still like it. yes. good.
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2005, 11:38:41 am »
Funny yet again.  With luck this can be capped for the week with a funny Friday.
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2005, 01:06:24 pm »
I really like how he bumps into the top of panel 3.
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2005, 01:16:20 pm »
Also great how the "thud" is sounded outside the panel.  It's like the thud is heard only in the ghostly plane, not our own.

This strip captures the "achewood mood" of wonder/humiliation/joy/shame very nicely.
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2005, 01:44:24 pm »
I'm going to invoke the Halo Rule and say that Teodor will be coming back to life soon.

I hope he is just getting hazed and this isn't a common problem. Because that would suck for anybody who died inside a building. Hospital ceilings would be all crowded.
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2005, 03:58:04 pm »
WHY IS HE NOT TALKING IN ALL CAPS?
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2005, 04:07:17 pm »
Well, neither did Beef or Molly when in heaven. Nor Trouble Man, nor No-No.

So maybe Blister is basically like a dick.
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2005, 04:08:28 pm »
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WHY IS HE NOT TALKING IN ALL CAPS?

Because he's not totally dead yet. Beef and Molly both retained lowercase while in heaven, and they also didn't have halos. Blister's got the caps and the halo going for him, proving that he's all dead. Not even Miracle Max can help him now.

Although the wings perplex me.
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2005, 04:55:55 pm »
Perhaps he didn't Go Straight to Heaven and Collect 200 Dollars because he has some unfinished business on Earth.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2005, 05:05:50 pm »
It just occurred to me that Téodor might want to turn off the porno if he can't get the cap out of his throat, or even if he can and it doesn't bring him back to life.

What would be more embarassing post-mortem than watching your corpse be discovered while skeezy smut plays on TV?
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2005, 05:06:06 pm »
Unfinished business like totally destroying Todd's ass?

I rather like the idea of death being intensely individualized. That said, this is the first time we've seen an alive stuffed animal die and not an actual mammal; it is possible we are watching entirely new metaphysical territory. It may be rad.

Is Beef going to have to go counsel Teodor about being a competent dead person and picking up girls?
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2005, 06:04:56 pm »
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It just occurred to me that Téodor might want to turn off the porno if he can't get the cap out of his throat, or even if he can and it doesn't bring him back to life.

What would be more embarassing post-mortem than watching your corpse be discovered while skeezy smut plays on TV?

It totally looks like he died via autoerotic asphyxiation and that is hella lame.

Teodor needs some kind of dead man's switch such as people use on their computers.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2005, 06:14:07 pm »
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It just occurred to me that Téodor might want to turn off the porno if he can't get the cap out of his throat, or even if he can and it doesn't bring him back to life.

What would be more embarassing post-mortem than watching your corpse be discovered while skeezy smut plays on TV?

It totally looks like he died via autoerotic asphyxiation and that is hella lame.



autoerotic asphyxiation involving a bottle cap.

hella something, indeed.
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2005, 06:53:20 pm »
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It just occurred to me that Téodor might want to turn off the porno if he can't get the cap out of his throat, or even if he can and it doesn't bring him back to life.

What would be more embarassing post-mortem than watching your corpse be discovered while skeezy smut plays on TV?

It totally looks like he died via autoerotic asphyxiation and that is hella lame.

autoerotic asphyxiation involving a bottle cap.

hella something, indeed.

I'm just saying that when Lyle walks in he's going to see Teodor dead on the floor and blue, porno on the TV, and a roll of TP on the table. Upon further investigation the bottle cap will reveal itself, but still.

At least his ##### were still on.
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2005, 07:05:40 pm »
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I'm just saying that when Lyle walks in he's going to see Teodor dead on the floor and blue, porno on the TV, and a roll of TP on the table. Upon further investigation the bottle cap will reveal itself, but still.

At least his ****** were still on.


true, how one goes about finding a bottle cap in a dead body's throat may not have been somehting i was considering.

can you imagine how impotent T may end up feeling if he's still stuck on the ceiling and Lyle enters into the living room in a state such as the last panel of this strip?
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