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[AugustWest]

Mrs. West managed Taco Bells for about 5 years.

[arkabee]

i have eaten at a Taco Bell.

Thus, the circle of life is complete.

[wombat]

Taco Bell's "Cinnamon Crispas" are actually pasta-- that's right, deep-fried pasta. Rotini, to be precise, are deep-fat fried for approximately 25 seconds, then shaken in a bag of sugar and cinnamon while still hot.

This makes me want to weep.

[pmcd9]

I had fun with the taco bell manager one evening.  The sign said taco's at a reduced rate after a specified time.  I can't recall the rate or the time now, but you understand the concept I am trying to convey.  The time was only minutes away and I was hoping for a little leverage.  I understand now that tney aren't at discression to arbitrarily charge whatever they like that the computer automatically changes the register to ring up the correct price at the specified time.  There was no one behind me in the line so I decided to wait.  Apparently this wasn't a good idea as the manager resorted to threatening me with calling the police to move from her [still empty] drive through lane.  I figured it probably wasn't a good idea to continue sitting there and I left.  But damn I wanted some of those cheap tacos.

Curse you Taco Bell.

~Paul

[Bobby Isosceles]

FUCK

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[CortJstr]

Meh.

[bdeth dot com]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't The Establishment deal burritios at one time?

Also, correct me if I'm again wrong, but:

The burritos cake one's mouth
with refried-bean-paste.
If said product is not doused
with soda-pop post-haste.

I do not apologize for hyphenating three (4) times (above).

[Emergent_C]

Goddammit, I want to read some of Molly's poetry! Enough of this tacos y burritos nonsense. Give me some water-sports-bronco-gramma-k-cam-ho maximum verbosity.

[Choop]

:backs away:

[St_Zartan]

Emergent C, I would ask if you were off your fuck*ng medication, but that would suggest that you had, at one point, been on medication, which is clearly a ridiculous concept.

Because, I mean, Jesus, lady.

[Emergent_C]

Aw, come now, ladies and gents. I was simply expressing a sincere desire to read about the exploits of the cat named Molly in verse form. Is that really so wrong?

(Nevertheless, I shall cease and desist, or I fear I may be chased away from this assemblage -- a fate I have seen befall others. At least Ah'm not tahlkin' lahk this.)

[St_Zartan]

Well, now I feel like an asshole.

Still, though, I cannot fathom your deeply felt and explosive desire to read poetry by Molly. Can you not get to Myspace? Are your proxies screwed up?

[Emergent_C]

Now really, look at the list of topics from which she can choose. Who wouldn't want to read poetry about that stuff? Roast Beef alone is worth a chapbook.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Now really, look at the list of topics from which she can choose. Who wouldn't want to read poetry about that stuff? Roast Beef alone is worth a chapbook.

I'm sure it would be some riff on how he has such low self-esteem even though he's undeserving of it, for example:

"Hickory Dickory Dock
Roast Beef Has a huge Cock
He's hung like a hoss
But to balance of course
To praise him would come as a shock."

[robot_roll_call]

Now really, look at the list of topics from which she can choose. Who wouldn't want to read poetry about that stuff? Roast Beef alone is worth a chapbook.

I'm sure it would be some riff on how he has such low self-esteem even though he's undeserving of it, for example:

"Hickory Dickory Dock
Roast Beef Has a huge Cock
He's hung like a hoss
But to balance of course
To praise him would come as a shock."

Just thought I'd warn you that this is bordering on fanfic. About Roast Beef's cock.