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5/5/05 The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus
« on: May 05, 2005, 09:52:14 am »

Ray, dressed as Einstein, cooking and doing the universal signifier (!) of insincere cunnilingus - there's a lovely mental image for you.

There can be no doubt that he thinks that he's channeling Einstein doing that.
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2005, 11:30:29 am »

Good to see that Teodor is fully recovered from his near death experience.

And Ray is obviously cooking an egg sandwich.  Is he going with scrambled or fried I wonder.

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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2005, 12:08:18 pm »

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Ray, dressed as Einstein, cooking and doing the universal signifier (!) of insincere cunnilingus - there's a lovely mental image for you.

There can be no doubt that he thinks that he's channeling Einstein doing that.


Indeed he very well may be:

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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2005, 12:36:02 pm »

Wow, Einstein was a MESS!
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2005, 12:42:47 pm »

I know he's a cat and all but Ray has a really long tongue.
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2005, 01:56:02 pm »

I heard Einstein has a closet full of the exact same thong so he doesn't waste any brain power trying to figure out which one to wear.
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2005, 02:15:49 pm »

Thank you for making the title the only worthy phrase just so I don't have to bitch about it.

On the expression front, I like how Beef and Teodor seem to be proto-wincing even before the insincere cunnilingus comes -- after all, at this point they should only expect it from Ray. The wince itself is pretty classic, too.

Do you think Ray's sexual frustration is coming out? After all, Einstein wasn't so lucky with the ladies himself (well, lucky perhaps, but none too skilled).
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2005, 02:25:00 pm »

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Do you think Ray's sexual frustration is coming out? After all, Einstein wasn't so lucky with the ladies himself (well, lucky perhaps, but none too skilled).


I think it's less of a skill issue for Einstein, and more of a self-confidence issue.

I'd imagine your confidence level would drop after dropping the Love Bomb on the ladies and dealing with Waterhead Baby Fallout.
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2005, 02:50:38 pm »

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Do you think Ray's sexual frustration is coming out? After all, Einstein wasn't so lucky with the ladies himself (well, lucky perhaps, but none too skilled).

I think it's less of a skill issue for Einstein, and more of a self-confidence issue.

I'd imagine your confidence level would drop after dropping the Love Bomb on the ladies and dealing with Waterhead Baby Fallout.

I dunno, even after that whole thing he seemed to have a certain amount of confidence with the ladies, just not the skill to stay with any of them. Or maybe he was just a sexy physics dilettante.

Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2005, 02:52:28 pm »

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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.


You must have - must have - realized that there are several ways to interpret this, and they are all TOTALLY GROSS
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2005, 03:24:31 pm »

I like how Teodor didn't ask, but rather stated "Really."

And Beef and T waiting for Ray's response, and all he could come up with was "Screw you guys."

That's funny shit.

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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2005, 04:08:47 pm »

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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately.

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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2005, 04:48:45 pm »

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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.


You must have - must have - realized that there are several ways to interpret this, and they are all TOTALLY GROSS

This is harsh but fair. I REGRET NOTHING
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2005, 04:58:11 pm »

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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.


You must have - must have - realized that there are several ways to interpret this, and they are all TOTALLY GROSS

This is harsh but fair. I REGRET NOTHING


Sometimes a cat in a thong is just a cat in a thong.
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2005, 06:34:15 pm »

See, here I figured that Ray's tongue business was already a reference to that picture of Einstein with his tongue out that's all over posters and postcards and posts (Perry Parallelogram's for example) and Beef and Teodor were wincing because they knew that Ray was going to combine it with his cunnilingus hand thing. Why did they know this? Because that picture is the sum total of what Ray actually knows about Einstein and he's been making that face all goddamn day.
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