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5/5/05 The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2005, 01:39:37 am »
Normally I would lock this thread, but I can't really say this is "off-topic."

So, go on. You pervos.
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5/5/05 The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2005, 07:59:48 am »
Speaking of Einstein:

I watched a bit of "Back to the Future" tonight, during a study break, which lasted from 4 PM to 1 AM, and turned on the feature that scrolls little animated pieces of information across the screen.

Well, get this.  Turns out that Doc's dog Einstein is named after none other than Albert Einstein!  Albert fuck*ng Einstein!  This whole time I thought the movie was about bagels.
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5/5/05 The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2005, 04:18:40 pm »
Damn, Ash hits the boards with a vengeance.

You tell him.
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« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2005, 05:10:20 pm »
FURIOUS ASHERDAN

This is all.
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« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2005, 08:45:31 pm »
I'm hoping that the egg sandwich Ray's putting together has some, like, quantum properties, or is a singularity or something. Wacky adventures, etc.
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« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2005, 12:26:55 am »
Damn, Asherdan musta took the brown acid.
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5/5/05 The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus
« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2005, 07:06:08 pm »
Quote from: "Asherdan"
I am furious. Furious that the best 'stad can gin up over 2 weekdays and a weekend is Ray in a wig combining Einstein and Tony Montana.

Woop-de-doodle catflop.

I liked achewood better before 'stad boned its putrescent corpse.


PS. BRING BACK SHITS IN THE BED
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