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[miles]

At Coldstone

Could this place be anymore of a Marble Slab rip off if it tried?

Like I give a fuck.  It gives me the ice cream I need.

I think I did experience Marble Slab first, though.

Simmer down now I wasn't even trying to compare quality of product.

Just because I said I didn't give fuck doesn't mean I was mad.  Sorry to give that impression.  You can criticize any unoriginal food establishment you want to.  It's fine by me.

And at first I thought you wrote "Slimmer down now," as if you were criticizing my snacking habits.  Like you could tell that I was overweight because of the snacks I listed.  Which was awesome.  I was touched by your concern.

[CortJstr]

At Coldstone

Could this place be anymore of a Marble Slab rip off if it tried?

I've never heard of Marble Slab. Round these parts we just have Coldstone and Maggie Moo's

[Gimpson]

And, of course, the classic, that one everybody loves but never names: the Kit-Kat. The new-ish Mondo-Sized one is Utterly Phenomenal. How did they make an even better Kit-Kat. How could they possibly.

I was also amazed the first time I saw this at a store.  I'm still waiting for them to sell the Big Kit-Kat in a package of four, like the smaller ones.  

None of these, however, rate nearly as good a snack after work hours as a nice hearty beer of the Smithwick's, Negra Modelo, or Belhaven labels.[/i]

I discovered New Belgium Trippel a while back, and that's pretty much become my favorite after-work snack.

[sjlimmer]

And at first I thought you wrote "Slimmer down now," as if you were criticizing my snacking habits.  Like you could tell that I was overweight because of the snacks I listed.  Which was awesome.  I was touched by your concern.

This is why I always use my middle initial in my usernames.

As for snacks, whatever is around will be fine with me.  Which is probably why I'm not slimmer.

I've been on a salt water taffy binge lately, and when my friend from Germany came to visit, he brought me this.  For the extra serving of milk!

[side_show]

They have a form where you can sign yourself up for SO MUCH SPAM and you'll get a free candy bar for your trouble.

I have e-mail addresses that exist only to take just this sort of bullet.

Yeah, I know this is why Jesus invented Gmail, and why they give you 47,383 invitations, but sheesh.  Why do they need my email address to send me a candy bar?  Are they going to email it to me?

Probably not, but wouldn't it be cool if they could?

I think it would officially ruin my life if chocolate could be sent by email.  I'd turn into a round mass of flesh, like, instantly.

[CortJstr]

I think it would officially ruin my life if chocolate could be sent by email.  I'd turn into a round mass of flesh, like, instantly.

This is also the reason nobody has telekinetic abilities. It's the universe protecting us from our own sloth. I mean think of all the times you've been all, "I want another Mountain Dew, but the fridge is way over there."

[Bozack]

I forgot. Milk and honey sandwiches. It's just a fluffernutter with honey, but it is totally like having that Herb Albert album cover in your mouth.