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@achewood Alright, America. I'm playing the underpants and pants game. If just for one more day.

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« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2005, 06:49:13 pm »
And thusly did the thread title take on an entirely new meaning

and it was good
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« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2005, 08:57:37 pm »
Yeah, clearly the protagonist is minding his own business on Fuck Mountain when he is attacked by breasts.
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« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2005, 09:04:49 pm »
Maybe he randomly grows breasts during his stay on said mountain a la an 'attack' of the hives.

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« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2005, 09:19:48 pm »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Mantonio, you're a gentleman and a scholar.

So, I pose the question to all: how precisely would you go about launching a Breast Attack on Fuck Mountain? Assume unlimited resources.


Ummmmmmm, I don't have breasts, nor am I any sort of military genius. Should such a grave responsibility devolve upon me, however, I would would assemble an army of buxum young lass's and send them up the mountain and request that they fuck every single humanoid of legal age they can find. Anyone who pulls a Mary Kay Letourno will be courtmarshalled.
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