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Who would you like to get drunk with?
« on: August 21, 2003, 04:14:26 am »
You're going out drinking with two companions.  Said companions can be anybody from the past or present.  Who do you choose? (Onstad is outta town or otherwise unavailable)  Do you end up punching each other by the end of the night?

Discuss.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2003, 04:16:29 am »
For what it's worth, I think my first two would be Mark Twain and Socrates.

Luckily, I drink a lot, so I could easily accomodate the long list that's accumulating in my head.
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2003, 04:18:20 am »
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Luckily, I drink a lot


Damn!  You don't get to say that very often.

Uh, I think this post is kind of self-probative or something.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2003, 02:53:54 pm »
I would choose AugustWest and V-Adore.  No, wait!  CortJstr and Ferocious J.  No!  Um...satchel and keef...or maybe Asherdan and Aloha Dawg...or pubdoggy and slink.  I've got it!  Capn and Schabe!  Or maybe Choop and PinkStainlessTail...and revDJ...wait that's three...Um...rstevens and fuddes?  Kelly, wombat and IANC (woo, hen party!)?  Damn, that's three again...

Shit.  I can't choose.  I guess I'll just do what I usually do, and get drunk with Pedro Picasso and some Jim Beam.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2003, 03:00:29 pm »
Well, if I had to get drunk with anyone, It'd have to ba sat round with either some nice, chilled Corona (with lime in of course), or a bottle of good whisk/bourbon...
Who with: erm, for some reason I reckon Umberto Eco would be fun, good conversation and all, and someone like, Haruki Murakami. Maybe Mike Moore.
I'd much preferr to sit round and get stoned with say, Brad Nowell and Josh Hommes or something.
Weed's my alcohol, I don't really drink anymore, never have much. I'll drink whisky or bourbon for the flavor, and corona too. If they were non alcoholic it'd suit me much better!
Anyway, choosing any two people is like choosing a favourite album or movie for me, or book, it just doesn't quite work out.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2003, 03:36:31 pm »
Andy Kaufman and Bill Hicks. Both would still be funny no matter how thick the alcohol haze became.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2003, 05:59:08 pm »
I don't really dig going out and getting drunk.

Hmm... that said, my choices for drinking buddies (and groups), in descending order of awesomeness:

1) Genghis Khan. No, really. We'd probably have to go to some sleazy Mongol bar that would let him break furniture, but you have to admit, it'd be a hell of an evening.

2) You guys, both for the conversation and the fact that a pack of semi-experienced drinkers means lots of drink advice and no really spectacularly bad drunks.

3) Most of the uptight smart guys I went to high school with. This would mostly be for blackmail fodder, because honestly, it doesn't get much more fun than watching Mr. Lead In the School Musical crying into his girly drink about how he's failed his family.

If I felt the need to go be snarkily teetotal for an evening, I'd have to go with Penn and Teller, natch.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2003, 06:34:00 pm »
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If I felt the need to go be snarkily teetotal for an evening, I'd have to go with Penn and Teller, natch.


I dunno, those guys are pretty scary when everybody involved is sober. Could you image the havoc they could wreak on some tipsy people?
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2003, 06:42:35 pm »
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If I felt the need to go be snarkily teetotal for an evening, I'd have to go with Penn and Teller, natch.


I dunno, those guys are pretty scary when everybody involved is sober. Could you image the havoc they could wreak on some tipsy people?

That'd sort of be the point. If you're going to go out and harrass drunken people, you might as well go all-out, stage blood and all. That, and they have the ability to lift keys off of a wannabe drunk driver without any shame, which makes the whole evening a benefit to public health.
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2003, 07:06:36 pm »
I'm not sure why, but the first two names to jump into my head were Don Marquis and George Herriman. Well, Herriman after Marquis makes sense, but I'm not sure why Marquis in the first place.
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2003, 10:06:13 pm »
I would like to get drunk with Sandra Bernhard and Richard Lewis.  The beats would be pumpin', the hooch would be flowin', and the conversation would be fabulous.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2003, 02:01:21 am »
I've always wanted to boink Sandra Bernhart.  She's a superfreak.  She's superfreaky.
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2003, 08:43:34 pm »
Dont drink, but would choose Lee Ranaldo from Sonic Youth, since I have a big geeky crush on him, and Wes Anderson (one of my fave directors)
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2003, 10:20:38 pm »
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I've always wanted to boink Sandra Bernhart.  She's a superfreak.  She's superfreaky.


Yeah, me too.  She's got style.
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2003, 06:53:17 am »
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Andy Kaufman and Bill Hicks. Both would still be funny no matter how thick the alcohol haze became.

How I wanted this sentence to end " . . . no matter how much their corpses smelled."

Anyway, as long as they can be dead, I would pick Jim Morrison and Jack Kerouac . . . not really. Flannery O'Connor and William Faulkner - though O'connor probably wouldn't drink much, so there'd be more for Bill and I.
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