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Author Topic: 'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005  (Read 3068 times)

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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« on: May 23, 2005, 07:03:25 am »
If thread titles could be images I would have titled this thread:

But that is not currently possible.

Note that the A BLOO BLA BLOO! is blubbering. I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't convince Cornelius to get into the Volvo Of Dispair.

And manhole covers are round because manholes are round.
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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2005, 07:22:10 am »
oh my god, I love that picture too. It's like the despair-to-happiness version of decompression. Like I almost worry if it goes on too long Ray could get the bends.
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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2005, 07:25:01 am »
Manhole covers are round because other shapes could fall through the opening. The disk can't fall through the opening and crush someone in the hole.

As for the strip:

The return of the blubbering: Awesome
The tingly jelly-like feeling: Awesome
"you gonna do urine on yourself" : Golden
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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2005, 07:35:59 am »
Yeah, golden self-showers are the best part of this strip.
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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2005, 07:39:37 am »
Priceless for all the reasons mentioned.

A BLOO BLA BLOO
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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2005, 01:20:09 pm »
Beef takes off alone in the car of despair.  This can only mean trouble.  If Onstad remains true to form this will likely be the end of this plot thread.

~Paul
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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2005, 01:46:37 pm »
So is the jellylike feeling after exiting the car better than sex? If so Ray has a whole new way to increase his fortune.
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'Cause LIFE'S A BITCH - 23 May 2005
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2005, 03:15:33 pm »
Indeed, I am saddened that subjects cannot be images, because damn.

Otherwise, this strip is a thing of beauty and a joy forever for all the reasons discussed above. That said, has Ray been getting chubbier? He looks more going-to-seed, even given the jellylike feeling.
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