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« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2005, 09:53:18 pm »

Do we have some kind of award for people with less than ten posts?
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« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2005, 11:27:03 pm »

Yeah, we kick them in the nuts when they make grammatical errors.
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2005, 12:15:32 am »

Man, AD, who pissed in your Wheaties this morning? Is there something you'd like to tell the class?
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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2005, 01:40:03 am »

First urine of the morning is sterile. I pissed in my Wheaties. Yummy.

Nothing I hate more than pretentious grammar-copping by pseudointellectual faux-hipsters, so yeah, I've been a little down on that.

Other than that, I'm having a pretty good day.




<edited to fix accidental italics and post this explanation>
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2005, 02:02:57 am »

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First urine of the morning is sterile. pissed in my Wheaties. Yummy.

Nothing I hate more than pretentious grammar-copping by pseudointellectual faux-hipsters, so yeah, I've been a little down on that.

Other than that, I'm having a pretty good day.

LIAR! It's impossible to have a good day.
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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2005, 02:23:04 am »

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First urine of the morning is sterile.


I thought all urine was sterile.
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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2005, 05:10:49 am »

Yeah, if your urine isn't sterile, it is a sign that you have Health Problems. (Presence of neutrophils or sloughed cells can indicate the action of uropathogenic E. coli! And they say that you don't learn anything useful at liberal-arts colleges.)

All about EDUCATION
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« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2005, 08:54:28 am »

Well, based on the following, I'm still not drinking it.

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Regarding hygiene, let's return to the phrase "relatively sterile". While many sources will tell you urine is "sterile", end of story, this is not entirely accurate. Urine can actually pick a variety of bacteria as it exits the body through unwashed or infected genitalia. While this probably won't hurt you, it is rather icky, so the solution is to wash the area thoroughly and then collect the urine mid-stream. If you've ever had to give your doctor a urine sample, you've already practiced this technique. The moist towelette provided was to remove external bacteria, while the first flow of pee that you let go uncollected was to clean away anything lurking in the urethra itself or at it's opening. As long as the pee you are drinking is your own, this is probably as much as you need to concern yourself with. However, if the urine belongs to your sexual partner or another person (see Water Sports), consider that there are certain viruses and bacteria that can be carried in and transmitted through the urine (such as Cytomegalovirus [CMV] or Hepatitis B Virus). In essence then, if you drink someone else's golden shower, you may be guzzling down a great deal more than you bargained for. More importantly, do remember that even tiny abrasions or tears on the inside of your mouth or on your lips (or on any external part of your body) could allow the virus or bacteria to enter your blood stream and thereby infect you.
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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2005, 12:15:16 pm »

Now that's Education.
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« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2005, 01:03:42 pm »

Does anybody what the rest of my apple juice?
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« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2005, 01:23:27 pm »

for the first time,
in a _very_ long time,
i don't quite feel like drinking any more coffee right now.
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« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2005, 02:26:43 pm »

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for the first time,
in a _very_ long time,
i don't quite feel like drinking any more coffee right now.

I never feel like drinking your coffee. ::rimshot::
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« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2005, 05:07:39 pm »

The jug of limeade I bought fifteen minutes ago looked so delicious then. But now? Oh God no. Thanks, AD.
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« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2005, 05:13:27 pm »

May I suggest pouring it over your Wheaties?

Just a thought...
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« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2005, 02:02:16 am »

No, you have to pour your morning urine over a bowl of cornflakes so when you're snippy to someone and they ask "Who pissed in your cornflakes?" you can proudly say "I DID!"
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