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Bobby Isosceles

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Minimal Cuntz-Krieger Dilation
« on: May 25, 2005, 03:02:16 pm »
It turns out there is a way to minimally dilate a generator of a Cuntz-Krieger algebera. That's fantastic!

http://arxiv.org/abs/math.OA/0505499

I, too, prefer my Cuntz-Krieger minimally dilated
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 03:46:09 pm »
Eh, this don't have nothin' on The Sun, Our Shiny Friend.
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 04:31:08 pm »
Is this like when Calvin wrote a book report on Dick and Jane that he had apparently run through an Infitite Pretention Engine (aka my company's "HR" department)?

[edit: unforgivable grammar error]
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 05:11:02 pm »
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Is this like when Calvin wrote a book report on Dick and Jane that he had apparently run through an Infitite Pretention Engine (aka my companies "HR" department)?

Actually, I've been told that the thesis itself is competent enough. The story behind it is that the author worked with a fairly prominent astronomy professor here who, in addition to being an internationally-prominent astronomer, is also a Pat-level dick. The student got pretty fed up (dull surprise) and, as revenge, changed the title to "The Sun, Our Shiny Friend" between the prof's final approval and submitting the thesis to the library. Much like the case of scurvy here, it's a story I would have expected to be an urban legend were the evidence of it not obvious. Maybe I'll check it out this summer.
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2005, 07:45:27 pm »
How could one live with the name "Cuntz?"
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2005, 08:14:16 pm »
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How could one live with the name "Cuntz?"


Preferably in a non-English speaking country.

Without access to the Internet.

Or telephones.
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2005, 08:48:04 pm »
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How could one live with the name "Cuntz?"

Preferably in a non-English speaking country.

Without access to the Internet.

Or telephones.

Plus it wouldn't hurt to look like Bolo Yeung (Bloodsport, Enter the Dragon).
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2005, 11:37:38 pm »
Ironic that his IMDB profile has no picture, though.

For those of you not knowing, Bolo
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2005, 12:44:48 am »
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How could one live with the name "Cuntz?"


What if this mathematician Cuntz wrote a paper with the Chinaman mathematician Wang?

The Cuntz-Wang hypothesis would rock the mathematical world.

EDIT: There is a Belgian Mathematician Jacques Tits.

CUNTZ-TITS!!!
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2005, 01:34:34 pm »
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For those of you not knowing, Bolo


It's motherfuck*ng Chong Li!

I actually knew a girl in college who had the last name Kuntz.  Pronounced "Koontz."  She got married shortly after college and took her husband's name.  Big surprise, there.

Our mathemeticians could also hang out with Cleveland Indians pitching coach Dick Pole.
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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2005, 01:48:01 pm »
Sometimes People Have Names That Are Similar to Terms For Genitalia.
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2005, 02:15:58 pm »
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Sometimes People Have Names That Are Similar to Terms For Genitalia.


You could have just said S.P.H.N.T.A.S.T.F.G. and we would have known what you meant.

We're not babies.
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2005, 02:19:24 pm »
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Sometimes People Have Names That Are Similar to Terms For Genitalia.


You could have just said S.P.H.N.T.A.S.T.F.G. and we would have known what you meant.

We're not babies.


I actually really like that; it sounds sort of like a variant on "fantastic": sphantastfg!  Or maybe not so much.
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2005, 02:25:27 pm »
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Sometimes People Have Names That Are Similar to Terms For Genitalia.

Schoolhouse Rock: The Lost Episodes.
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2005, 03:08:56 pm »
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Sometimes People Have Names That Are Similar to Terms For Genitalia.

Schoolhouse Rock: The Lost Episodes.


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