or "literally" when they really mean "figuratively" like "they literally tore the quarterback's head off!"
That is truly the worst thing, but then again, I think less of people I've heard misusing the subjunctive mood, so I should probably just go back to grammar world with my grammar friends and leave the real world to misuse "hopefully" and define usage descriptively not prescriptively and so on.
Are you behind this
site, by any chance?
I'm generally OK with prescriptivists, but what I don't understand is why some think that there is some kind of moral imperative to follow a strict set of usage rules. I can see advantages in having a presribed set of guidelines that people should try to follow, but it seems that some linguists think that people who don't follow them are somehow deficient as human beings. And I can't help thinking that descriptivists are getting something that prescriptivists aren't. Then again, maybe my hangup is that I just suck at grammar. I think it's a skill that can be cultivated, and something of an art. But if someone sucks at other skills or arts, you don't think less of them, right? You just give them poor marks for whatever they suck at.
However, there is something beautiful about the masterly use of language.
Once I pointed out to someone that she had spelled 'a lot' incorrectly in a note she was leaving for a friend and she responded with "it's not even a real word." I think she had a point. What's the use of correcting something as informal and coversation as 'a lot' in print? I knew what she meant. If it's a quote in a paper or an article (because 'a lot' is probably too informal to include otherwise), then sure, follow the standard guidelines, but in an informal setting it's just kind of silly.