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« on: June 05, 2005, 05:26:55 pm »
Great. Now Pat's posting his poetry. Great job, Onstad. Look what you've subjected us to.
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2005, 10:21:45 pm »
Man, I can't believe Onstad has kept up the blogs this long.  I haven't read them in a few months although I did check out Pat's poem - I was going to lay down some hardcore explication here but then I remembered that I had more important things to do, like lay on my futon and really listen to the Killers's "Hot Fuss" because I was told that the reason I thought it was derivative dreck was because I didn't really listen to it.  It gets one more listen before it gets deep sixed into erased bit oblivion.
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 04:24:20 am »
Quote from: "Lyle"

ENGLISH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
GARBAGE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

LIMEY BROOOOOOOAAAAAAAD
EELS AN' COOOOOOOOOOOOOD

EAT A FUCKIN PASTRY PIE
AIN'T TOO SOON THAT YOU WOULD DIE

WHATCHA GOT
WHATCHA GOT


That is about the PERFECT chant for a soccer match, right there. I would maybe say "WHATCHA GOT" three times, but picture yourself inside some 1930's-era stadium, with crappy seats because they put them in 50 years later when they were forced to, chanting that with 50,000 others, and tell me you don't want to go bash some cheeky bastard's face in with a bottle because YOU 'ORE THA WRONG COLORS ON THIS DAY, MATE.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 05:28:41 am »
Dude, I want to see Teodor's pilot. It sounds just good/bad enough for some studio exec to get his hands (paws?) on it and ruin/fix it.
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Nobody exists on purpose; nobody belongs anywhere; everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2005, 06:57:44 am »
I agree totally - I don't watch cooking shows, but that sounds hell of awesome. My boy Cornelius just got it plain wrong here.
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2005, 12:55:19 pm »
I just can't imagine white wine shooting out of a fountain that used to be for Sprite.
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2005, 01:24:02 pm »
"and hundreds more are to follow"

Also, Burlington?  Wouldn't have thought that was a Patlike place.
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2005, 02:41:40 pm »
How sublime is an old soft drink dispenser that now shoots such as chicken stock and olive oil?! Take that, Alton Brown, you hack!
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2005, 04:46:10 pm »
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How sublime is an old soft drink dispenser that now shoots such as chicken stock and olive oil?! Take that, Alton Brown, you hack!

And a fire extiguisher is a multitasker because you can use it to chill a six-pack in 3 minutes.
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2005, 09:24:58 pm »
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How sublime is an old soft drink dispenser that now shoots such as chicken stock and olive oil?! Take that, Alton Brown, you hack!

And a fire extiguisher is a multitasker because you can use it to chill a six-pack in 3 minutes.


Thanks, Mythbusters!
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2005, 08:12:49 pm »
Philippe is the greatest poet of the 21st century.   Other poets are still scrambling over the wreckage of the language they trashed, and they will never catch up to Philippe since he is now very far ahead of them.  Too far ahead of them, in the view of many.
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2005, 12:13:33 am »
Ray's theory on the creation of the Russian alphabet is glorious. That will make me chuckle for a while. But I totally didn't need that mental image of Spongebath.
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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2005, 09:24:52 am »
You have to admit that it does need to be one hell of a party for that to happen to such a per...
stuf...
ca...
being.
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2005, 12:43:15 pm »
It's like the Risotto Wars except we have to read Pat's poetry. In other words this is much much worse.
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2005, 02:13:29 pm »
"My journal is as deep as the waters of the disenfranchised."  Pat

that is an eleven.  i don't even have the words.
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