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[Bobby Isosceles]

I like explaining that one so much I'm not going to this time.

Edit - Apparently I shouldn't post snarky shit 'cause right after I popped that off a nice little earthquake rattled the joint for 'bout 12 seconds.

actually, I don't know why ##### and robot are filtered, either, owing to my tendencies to fuck off for a couple weeks and return without reading backlog. I always chalked it up to jough being a dick, since that's a generally safe hunch, but if there's a legitimate reason, i'd like to hear it.

[AugustWest]

but if there's a legitimate reason, i'd like to hear it.

What if the reason is illegitimate, but funny?  Would that be OK?  

Also, do you feel that things which are arbitrary and absurd are funny?

Just asking.  No reason.

[Bobby Isosceles]

but if there's a legitimate reason, i'd like to hear it.

What if the reason is illegitimate, but funny?  Would that be OK?  

Also, do you feel that things which are arbitrary and absurd are funny?

Just asking.  No reason.

I have no sense of humor or zaniness. I am the children of two actuaries and was taught at an early age that every laugh takes off 8 seconds from your life. A guffaw can take off as much as a minute.

[AlohaDawg]

Any actuaries who knew their stuff would never take the chance of having kids. I call shenanigans.

[miles]

Any actuaries who knew their stuff would never take the chance of having kids. I call shenanigans.

I don't know.  Doesn't childbirth reduce the risk of cancer in younger women?

[CortJstr]

Any actuaries who knew their stuff would never take the chance of having kids. I call shenanigans.

I don't know.  Doesn't childbirth reduce the risk of cancer in younger women?

Every period increases the chance of breast cancer in a woman. Being pregnant would eliminate 9 of them. But I'm going to say that the stress still makes this a losing arrangement.

[St_Zartan]

Every period increases the chance of breast cancer in a woman. Being pregnant would eliminate 9 of them. But I'm going to say that the stress still makes this a losing arrangement.

[arkabee]

Edit - Apparently I shouldn't post snarky shit 'cause right after I popped that off a nice little earthquake rattled the joint for 'bout 12 seconds.

dayum.

[pmcd9]

By blinkered do you mean not allowed?  Because that would be terrible.

~Paul

[miles]

Any actuaries who knew their stuff would never take the chance of having kids. I call shenanigans.

I don't know.  Doesn't childbirth reduce the risk of cancer in younger women?

Every period increases the chance of breast cancer in a woman. Being pregnant would eliminate 9 of them. But I'm going to say that the stress still makes this a losing arrangement.

I didn't know that.  I heard about a type of birth control that reduces the number of periods to four a year.  So there you go.

But I thought that I heard in a class once that if a woman gives birth at a younger age her risk of a certain type of cancer is reduced.

Is it strange that this discussion has only involved men so far?

[andalucia]

Is it strange that this discussion has only involved men so far?

Yes.  It's worth staying out of it just because hearing guys talk about periods is always really entertaining.

[V-Adore]

Wow. I leave the Internet for a few days and SHENANIGANS ARE HAPPENING. Holy crap!

[St_Zartan]

Yes.  It's worth staying out of it just because hearing guys talk about periods is always really entertaining.

Then you are going to love this gynecological tidbit:

Placenta Stew

    1 placenta, chopped into 1 inch squares
    1 pound of extra firm tofu, cut into 1 inch squares
    1 yellow onion, chopped
    2 carrots, sliced
    2-3 cloves of garlic, diced
    2 tablespoons olive oil
    2 tablespoons soy sauce
    Cayenne or black pepper to taste.

Heat the olive oil on medium heat in a large skillet. Add the garlic and onions. When onions are transparent, add the placenta and brown. After a few minutes add the tofu and carrots. Cook for 20 minutes on medium to medium low. Add the soy sauce and pepper in the last few minutes. Serve over brown rice. Enjoy.

It's got tofu in it. You like tofu.

(APPROVED BY YAHOO! CHINA)

[CortJstr]

Yes.  It's worth staying out of it just because hearing guys talk about periods is always really entertaining.

Then you are going to love this gynecological tidbit:

Placenta Stew

Giraffe placenta???

And since she's not around:

*weeps*

[V-Adore]

The Giraffe Placenta Event Horizon has been reached. Nice knowing you, thread.