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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2005, 07:27:51 pm »
Ok, so the car was on Lawrence which is not particularly residential, but runs adjacent to many residential streets in my neighborhood; I could go back.
The dog was a boxer and had good city manners because it did not speak. It did little more than to look over at me with its sad eyes from the front seat and look away dispassionately. Exactly like a person would do probably.
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2005, 07:52:57 pm »
Hmm, but now that I think about it, the dog is bad news.  Why would you leave the dog in the car outside your own home?
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2005, 07:55:29 pm »
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Hmm, but now that I think about it, the dog is bad news.  Why would you leave the dog in the car outside your own home?


Going to the vet. Took close to thirty minutes to get Chester into the car because someone said the word "vet" instead of spelling it out.

Realized forgot checkbook on kitchen counter.

This thread has become so fuck*ng sad.
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2005, 08:04:34 pm »
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This thread has become so fuck*ng sad.


I couldn't agree more. NOT ONE BIT MORE.

Please, back to: SoftBoy. SB.
Updates on cutout caper to come.
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2005, 08:08:30 pm »
Have you gone back yet.  Apparently this is very important.

~Paul
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2005, 12:35:33 am »
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That was my favorite too.  He seems to repeat himself.


Repeating oneself, with slightly different phrasing, for emphasis seems to be a fairly common linguistic conceit in Achewood.

I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure this is the case. THINK ABOUT IT


I can't either.  But I like it.  And with the 'SB' he not only repeated himself but gave some useful information.

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Oh man. SoftBoy porn. It is the porn that needs guys like ME!


I don't know if I'm a SoftBoy or a FatBoy, but I don't think I could maintain an erection long enough for porn films anyway.  But if the target audience is average guys--well, then it may work out after all anyway!
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2005, 01:42:57 am »
I am reminded of a porno watched communally, for mocking purposes, that involved as one of the male leads a fairly tall, huge guy in a poncho. He turned out not to be involved in the porn, just the "plot," but man, he would have made an SB film. As it stands he just drove a very Teodoresque* friend of mine to drink.

Er, are we still talking about the strip? I liked it.

* As in "a bit soft, very bright, excellent cook, generally interesting personage, slightly dings the gaydar but is in fact totally straight." Not as rock-focused as Teodor, but otherwise...
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2005, 01:56:51 am »
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Did he give Philippe some enchanted money or something? Look at him back there. It's like he's in a trance.


Hmm... given that so many in the porn industry are into drugs, could the seven dollars still have cocaine traces on them? Is Philippe about to go... pardon the expression... crackheaded?
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2005, 08:22:35 am »
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I am reminded of a porno watched communally, for mocking purposes, that involved as one of the male leads a fairly tall, huge guy in a poncho. He turned out not to be involved in the porn, just the "plot," but man, he would have made an SB film. As it stands he just drove a very Teodoresque* friend of mine to drink.

Er, are we still talking about the strip? I liked it.

* As in "a bit soft, very bright, excellent cook, generally interesting personage, slightly dings the gaydar but is in fact totally straight." Not as rock-focused as Teodor, but otherwise...


I like how when I glanced at the teeny font the guy was a bit soft, very bright, excellent cock.

That was funny.
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2005, 12:05:13 pm »
If Circus c*ck is so great at thinking up porno names, why is his own name Circus c*ck?

That sounds more like a crew title (Best Boy, Grip, Stunt Coordinator) than a name.
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2005, 12:07:06 pm »
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If Circus c*ck is so great at thinking up porno names, why is his own name Circus c*ck?


Prosody.
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2005, 12:53:00 pm »
Who said it was a stage name?
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2005, 01:51:41 pm »
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If Circus c*ck is so great at thinking up porno names, why is his own name Circus c*ck?

That sounds more like a crew title (Best Boy, Grip, Stunt Coordinator) than a name.


Dude, you can't think up your own porn name - that's like trying to give yourself a nickname.  It just doesn't work out.  It is obvious that C.P. had a porn mentor who dubbed him as such, just as Teodor will be named by M. c*ck.
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2005, 01:55:35 pm »
Wait... are you saying the porn industry is like the Sith?
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June 13th, 2005 - Rocco Carboni
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2005, 02:43:01 pm »
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Wait... are you saying the porn industry is like the Sith?

This gives a whole new meaning to "Rise, Darth... Vader."

(fleeing now)
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