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Happy Birthday Mr. Onstad
« on: June 14, 2005, 05:23:52 pm »

With the exception of one post to clear up some misinformation about your merchandise, you haven't posted anything since Ash said to you "fuck you in the neck".  I think he'll probably admit that he went a bit too far, but you gotta understand he was in a bad place then.  I think he's doing much better now thanks to the generosity of Wombie.  Anyway, i'm gonna speak for everybody by saying we all enjoy your presence on this board and it would be nice if you joined in again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

~Paul
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Happy Birthday Mr. Onstad
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2005, 08:47:54 pm »

May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake, Mr. Onstad.
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2005, 10:05:42 pm »

Happy B-Day, 'stad.  I hope you enjoy being in your 30s.

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2005, 10:57:00 pm »

Get your cake on.

Perhaps by sitting in it, if that's your thing like it is Ray's.
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2005, 01:27:53 pm »

Quote from: "Asherdan"
Dude had already taken a month long sabbatical before I used bad words so's I'm not takin' any account for his time out on my part.

In Onstad's defense, he was pretty scarce all around at that time due to becoming a new Father.  As you may recall, in addition to his absence from this board, the strip went on hiatus for several weeks as well.  His last post as it were, was also his first post upon returning from all of that.

Now as for the rest of you, you're not too cool to wish Onstad a happy birthday are you?

~Paul
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2005, 01:43:42 pm »

Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday Mr. Onstad
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2005, 05:47:06 pm »

A birthday.
by bdeth dot com

A cardboard box
contains a cake.

THE END

One day I'll get up the guts to buy you a present for myself from your shop, Chris.  But you don't read this.
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2005, 06:37:42 pm »

More Birthdays
(For Phillippe)

Like clocks ticking on
Our souls bleed time constantly
And then we are dead.


Happy Birthday, Chris.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2005, 07:02:57 pm »

Hooray for birthdays!!!!!
Too much cake will make you sick!!!!!!!
Hugs hugs hugs hugs huuuugs!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2005, 09:07:03 pm »

Happy belated birthday, Chris. May you not become a future dead person until at least another seven decades have passed.
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