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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2005, 03:04:09 pm »
Yay
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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2005, 03:26:32 pm »
As a very young child, I remember discovering with great excitiment that one of my neighbours drove a black Datsun, that he had altered into "Batsun" with Batman decals and everything.  I imagined that Batman drove a truck and lived in my neigbourhood, and remember trying to peer inside the house when trick-or-treating.  At first it was pretty well maintained, but as I grew older, the Batsun began to rust.  I discovered that it belonged to a guy in his late 20's who still lived at home with his parents.  The Batsun continued to rust, and I grew up.  Later, when I hit my teens, the father of the guy who owned the Batsun killed himself in the house in some way that resulted in an explosion and several emergency vehicles arriving on the scene.   I remember gazing at the house where the dad had killed himself and the Batsun sat infront, rusting away.  Disenchantment, defined folks.
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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2005, 03:46:06 pm »
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I remember gazing at the house where the dad had killed himself and the Batsun sat infront, rusting away.  Disenchantment, defined folks.

The saddest things just keep on coming!
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2005, 03:47:56 pm »
Well I was going to post a car story but after reading that last post I don't think I have the energy.
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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2005, 04:03:22 pm »
Hey, mods, it is perfectly okay to delete irrelevant posts of any kind, but especially when they are "FIRST POSTS."

I don't get what the excitement about "FIRST POST" is except that the poster gets to name the topic, which V or myself could capriciously rename AT ANY TIME.

Anyway, now Mattgiraffe is in charge of the topic.  Now HE has first post.
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2005, 04:37:02 pm »
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which V or myself could capriciously rename AT ANY TIME.


Me too, dang it!
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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2005, 05:00:03 pm »
Can mods rename threads?

Okay, okay, so which V-Adore, I, or ANY MOD (including August West) could rename at any time!
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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2005, 07:03:11 pm »
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Well I was going to post a car story but after reading that last post I don't think I have the energy.


I thought I'd douse us all in a little melancholy - it's an important part of the Achewood feel after all.

(FYI: I am totally sitting at home writing a play where more horrible things happen to the characters I've created than to the entire cast of Hamlet.  And I just spent the whole morning researching what type of medical treatment one would get if incarcerated in a Western Canadian jail, and also learning all about Kaposi's Sarcoma.)

But please, tell us a car story, as long as there's no suicide involved, it can only make things better.
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« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2005, 07:53:48 pm »
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Dammit Smells, these types of postings are the loosest definition of Masturbating in your own Filth I've ever heard.


Next time, try picking the place up a bit before you begin. Eliminate distractions and potential health hazards (needles, plastic bags).

This goes for all of you. Treat your OYO right, fellas.

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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2005, 10:00:28 pm »
Oh, but only if you truly understood how your reponses get me off would you know just how true I am being to my promise.

But now I'm off to the grocery store for sour cream.   Don't think such naughty thoughts, my SO is making tacos for dinner!
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« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2005, 11:02:54 pm »
DON'T TELL THE S.O. WE'RE HERE! WE'LL LEAVE THROUGH THE WINDOW!
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« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2005, 11:44:17 pm »
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As for the comic, this speaks to me personally. I've always loved falling off letters ANYWHERE, be them shorted-out storefront lettering, roadside billboards (TACO BELL NEW CR______AP SUPREME, INDOOR HEATED POO_) and cars, like in the strip (__ICK).


PUSH BUTT__
WIPE HANDS UNDER _ARM ___
STOP_ AUTO_AT__ALLY
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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2005, 01:56:18 am »
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I'm pretty much convinced that he only posts so that people will see his sig and maybe go and look at his Crunchy Comics.



Not true.  I'm allowed to have a link in my sig and I already get plenty of visitors to my site thanks.  I come here to discuss Achewood with you uptight people.
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2005, 02:05:58 am »
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you uptight people.


And isn't it one of our most endearing characteristics?
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2005, 02:19:23 am »
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Anyway, now Mattgiraffe is in charge of the topic.  Now HE has first post.


Thank you kindly, sir. I need to at least make use of this. I may change the title to "OYO" at some point.

evan, do you spend much time staring at air dryers in public restrooms? no offense meant, your stuff was much funnier than mine. The funniest sign blunder I remember actually personally seeing (which is comparatively lame and wasn't even a falling-off-letter-typo) was "Huge Puppy Sale" on a pet shop billboard.

Anyone seen any _SUZ_es out there on the road lately?
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