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[Choop]

"I was young and foolish then; I feel old and foolish now."

[CortJstr]

"I was young and foolish then; I feel old and foolish now."

I was just alluding to it, hence the lack of quotation marks.

Yeah, that's it; that's the ticket.

[arkabee]

Either those are hella big cylinders (I love the skulls image) or that is one weak machine. I'm not awed by that in the least. Is it meant mainly to push sand around and keep the ocean at bay?

i don't care about the thing with wheels, i want to sneak in at the dead of midnight and take that motor.

oh the things i would do, the places we would go, that motor and i.

oh, indeed, oh.

"dinner for two mssr?"
"oiu"

[Bozack]

I was young and stupid then. I feel old and stupid now.

Thank you for the earworm.

...
I will kill EVERYONE for this.

[Choop]

I was young and stupid then. I feel old and stupid now.

Thank you for the earworm.

...
I will kill EVERYONE for this.

Don't put too fine a point on it, Bozack.

[antioch]

Phillipe does something silly, and then imagines Mr. Bear's words pretty accurately. That he conceived MB's second sentence says something about Phillipe's brightness. That's what salvaged it for me. I wish "Beloved" or "Dearest" would have been worked in there.

Also, Bobby - maybe you can use those subroutines to draw things.  The result would likely be a terrible abomination, but ideas as good as your formula need to be taken all the way. I almost want to try it. I know half way through I'll give up and start trying to make some half-baked strategy game, though.

[CortJstr]

I was young and stupid then. I feel old and stupid now.

Thank you for the earworm.

...
I will kill EVERYONE for this.

Don't put too fine a point on it, Bozack.

WINNER!

[Bobby Isosceles]

Phillipe does something silly, and then imagines Mr. Bear's words pretty accurately. That he conceived MB's second sentence says something about Phillipe's brightness. That's what salvaged it for me. I wish "Beloved" or "Dearest" would have been worked in there.

Also, Bobby - maybe you can use those subroutines to draw things.  The result would likely be a terrible abomination, but ideas as good as your formula need to be taken all the way. I almost want to try it. I know half way through I'll give up and start trying to make some half-baked strategy game, though.

I once went on a stone cold sober rant for one and a half hours on the semiotics of Wesley Willis songs, and I am afraid if I try to do the same with Achewood I may end up pulling a Niezsche and ending up paralyzed and mad.

[St_Zartan]

I once went on a stone cold sober rant for one and a half hours on the semiotics of Wesley Willis songs, and I am afraid if I try to do the same with Achewood I may end up pulling a Niezsche and ending up paralyzed and mad.

I'd be interested to know what you made of Wesley's aggression / affection device : in "Arnold Schwarzenegger", for example, he exclaims that Arnold is both "a low down rotten man" and "the best man that I have ever liked", his "big millionaire".

And, surely, you've got Ideas in re: the selection of animals, both wild and domestic, to be fellated or otherwise sodomized by celebrities, bus drivers, &c. - Saddam Hussein and a snow leopard? I am interested in these Ideas.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I once went on a stone cold sober rant for one and a half hours on the semiotics of Wesley Willis songs, and I am afraid if I try to do the same with Achewood I may end up pulling a Niezsche and ending up paralyzed and mad.

I'd be interested to know what you made of Wesley's aggression / affection device : in "Arnold Schwarzenegger", for example, he exclaims that Arnold is both "a low down rotten man" and "the best man that I have ever liked", his "big millionaire".

And, surely, you've got Ideas in re: the selection of animals, both wild and domestic, to be fellated or otherwise sodomized by celebrities, bus drivers, &c. - Saddam Hussein and a snow leopard? I am interested in these Ideas.

The rant started off simply,  with a descripion of the typical wesley willis format;

A x 4
Title x 4
B x 4
Title  x 4
Rest x 4 (length of one stanza)
C x 4
Title x 4
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Ad Jingle

and then, to explain the syntax of the verses A, B, C - with description of his 'buddy' songs, you know where he picks the name of someone and claims to be his best friend.

The structure is pretty consistent for the A stanza:

You are my A to the B
You are my A to the B
You are my A to the B
I like you like C

where A in { friend, buddy }
where B in { end, max, long run}
where C is some commercial product of exceedingly bad nutrition (ham, Cool Whip, etc.)

It's usually in that order, too: "you are my friend to the end, you are my buddy to the max, you are my friend in the long run, i like you like cool whip."

Or the structure of his concert review songs:

A played last night at B (B is usually "The Metro")
About C people were in attendance
The jam session was awesome
It whipped a D's ass

where D is usually snow leopard, llama, honey badger, donkey, etc.

I could go on, but I really do have to work, i haven't even touched the internal structures and analyzed what may have been going on in his head; this is merely description so far. Keep bugging me and I'll keep giving tidbits on the matter.


Also, the world's worst porn name is Urine Macgregor.

[Choop]

Also, the world's worst porn name is Urine Macgregor.

Not Fitz McOckinner?

[Doc]

Well, I'm convinced. This guy can't possibly be a troll.

Edit: Oh come on! I mean, good effort on ruthlessly efficient modding but now I look like I ressurected a thread for no reason.

[pmcd9]

Well, I'm convinced. This guy can't possibly be a troll.

Edit: Oh come on! I mean, good effort on ruthlessly efficient modding but now I look like I ressurected a thread for no reason.

I didn't see your post, until after I had deleted all that nonsense.  FWIW, that was just one of maybe 300 I've deleted in the last hour or so.

[Doc]

maybe 300 I've deleted in the last hour or so.

Paul gets a can for vigilance.