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St_Zartan

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Problems with Adult Ideas
« on: July 25, 2005, 05:33:48 am »
1. Has anyone else noticed how many drone accounts are registering with the board lately? Their names are, lately, always x-y and are otherwise completely unremarkable except for the fact that their "homepage" is some needlessly complex and doubtlessly spyware-choked URL, e.g. www.afreexxxpornodirtymovieforyou.ru/free/porn/d/i/r/t/y/movie.html

2. OK, Jough, you fuc[size=0] [/size]king clown - your goofy-assed filters as re: trousers and automatons are so old and tired and HUH?? WHY CAN'T I TYPE THIS WORD?? DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM as to be almost charming, but seriously - adding that retarded little asterisk to the word f[size=0] [/size]ucking? What are you, on a bender?
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 05:37:04 am »
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1. Has anyone else noticed how many drone accounts are registering with the board lately? Their names are, lately, always x-y and are otherwise completely unremarkable except for the fact that their "homepage" is some needlessly complex and doubtlessly spyware-choked URL, e.g. www.afreexxxpornodirtymovieforyou.ru/free/porn/d/i/r/t/y/movie.html

I am exploding these as soon as I see them. Thus far I've been managing to keep the volume down, but I'll search the database soon for any I may have missed.

What really gets me about those is that they've gotten a little more clever and are putting something in the "Location" field now. Much like the increasing signal-to-noise ratio in spam, really; one wonders when "spam drone account" will be indistinguishable from "actual human who registers and never posts ."

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2. OK, Jough, you fuc[size=0] [/size]king clown - your goofy-assed filters as re: trousers and automatons are so old and tired and HUH?? WHY CAN'T I TYPE THIS WORD?? DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM as to be almost charming, but seriously - adding that retarded little asterisk to the word f[size=0] [/size]ucking? What are you, on a bender?

It is probably best to not feed the energy being, dude.
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2005, 05:53:54 am »
...These are literally the WORST "adult ideas" I've ever read. Where are the curious co-eds? Where are the air conditioning repairmen? Haven't you even READ "Candy"?

Also, I kind of like fuck*ng.
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Re: Problems with Adult Ideas
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2005, 06:55:43 am »
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 but seriously - adding that retarded little asterisk to the word f[size=0] [/size]ucking? What are you, on a bender?


Ahem

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Also, I kind of like fuck*ng.


I do too, son.  I do too.
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2005, 12:35:33 pm »
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 but seriously - adding that retarded little asterisk to the word f[size=0] [/size]ucking? What are you, on a bender?


Ahem

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Also, I kind of like fuck*ng.


I do too, son.  I do too.


The whole ##### and fucking thing give the board character, much like jough's vitriol or v-adore's nymphomania.
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2005, 02:27:34 pm »
Fuck*ng?  Is that Anna*ng's sleazier sister?
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2005, 02:30:13 pm »
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Fuck*ng?  Is that Anna*ng's sleazier sister?


It's spelled Phuc, I'll thank you to remember.
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2005, 02:37:24 pm »
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Fuck*ng?  Is that Anna*ng's sleazier sister?

It's a small word substitution, after all.

(Wait, I'm a nymphomaniac now? Now that's an adult idea. Also, someone should have sent me the memo.)
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2005, 03:07:56 pm »
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(Wait, I'm a nymphomaniac now? Now that's an adult idea. Also, someone should have sent me the memo.)


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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2005, 03:58:11 pm »
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(Wait, I'm a nymphomaniac now? Now that's an adult idea. Also, someone should have sent me the memo.)


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