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« on: July 25, 2005, 06:39:56 pm »
I know that you guys get to have secret lunch with Onstad.  Has he mentioned anything about when Achewood Volume Five might be coming out?

I know I can read the archives for free, but it's difficult to drive a car while doing that.  It is much easier to read a book while driving a car.  You can put the book on the passenger seat, face down, when you have to make a turn or avoid a stump, then go right back to reading.

So, I would like Volume 5.
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 07:58:17 pm »
Please inform the club of your general wearabouts so we can be sure to steer clear of that area.

~Paul
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2005, 08:02:22 pm »
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Please inform the club of your general wearabouts so we can be sure to steer clear of that area.


I think he just likes to kick around town in red woolen long underwear with one button undone and galoshes. It's a durable, comfy look that says "you can't technically arrest me".
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2005, 01:05:37 am »
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Please inform the club of your general wearabouts so we can be sure to steer clear of that area.

He obviously drives on the Beltway, 66, or the Dulles Toll Road. Reading while driving is not what I would call rare.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2005, 05:30:34 am »
Volume V has just been announced.  Be glad you cannot see me doing the "Volume V Dance."
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2005, 05:36:14 am »
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Volume V has just been announced.  Be glad you cannot see me doing the "Volume V Dance."


Just as long as you aren't attempting to drive at the same time. And if you are, here's hoping you aren't in Southern Maine. We've got enough problems with deadly truckers out this way.
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2005, 05:47:19 am »
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Volume V has just been announced.  Be glad you cannot see me doing the "Volume V Dance."


Just as long as you aren't attempting to drive at the same time.


But that is part of the dance.
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2005, 08:27:43 pm »
Why does this thread have this google ad?

the Colon Cleansing Kit™
What is known. What is unknown. Real cleansing photos. You decide.  

Real cleansing photos.

I've already decided.
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2005, 08:33:05 pm »
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Why does this thread have this google ad?

the Colon Cleansing Kit™
What is known. What is unknown. Real cleansing photos. You decide.  

Real cleansing photos.

I've already decided.

Wow; for me it's just a timeshare ad. Am I not good enough for colon cleansing?

EDIT: Never mind, all diverticulitis ads now. Yay! I love saying "diverticulitis," although of course I do not love diverticulitis itself.
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2005, 08:39:05 pm »
That was totally worth turning AdBlock for.

Also, Jough did you see there's now a Firefox plugin that constantly updates your AdSense totals?
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2005, 11:11:01 pm »
Again with the poopchute propoganda:

Are You Clean Inside?
"Death begins in the colon." Why is colon cleansing so vital?
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Yikes! Death for the steak came long before it encountered my lethal colon, though.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2005, 11:24:28 pm »
I don't really need to constantly update my adsense totals, since only like, two people click on the above ads a day anyway.
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2005, 12:49:35 am »
OK, I've lost my mind or I had too much to drink tonight.  Because now I feel sorry for the poor lonely ads.
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2005, 04:48:08 am »
The best I've got is 'my cleansing experience' should I be dissapointed that I'm not getting the colon cleansing stuff?
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2005, 04:53:30 am »
Ok, whats going on here?



There really should be some kind of filter on how these things randomly string words together.
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