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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #180 on: January 04, 2006, 01:08:26 pm »
Current baby status, 1/4: The baby's band, "Tiny Baby and the Practice People," released their second U.S. single: Oh No, Yeah Yeah, Can't Digest Peas.
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« Reply #181 on: January 05, 2006, 01:06:29 pm »
Current baby status, 1/5: The baby's band, "Tiny Baby and the Practice People," released their third U.S. single: Fell Over And Hit My Head On Ruth Reichl's New Book Blues.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #182 on: January 10, 2006, 02:08:01 pm »
Current baby status, 1/9: The baby had a doctor visit, to help a sad doctor be happy and laugh again.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #183 on: January 12, 2006, 11:01:00 am »
Current baby status, 1/11: The baby starred in the sequel, "Cute Baby II: The Cute Baby Is At My House."

Did we miss when the baby starred in Cute Baby I?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #184 on: January 17, 2006, 01:20:01 pm »
Current baby status, 1/16: The baby played with my teeth for a while, then slapped me on the face.
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« Reply #185 on: January 19, 2006, 01:10:59 pm »
Current baby status, 1/18: She tossed a sock out of her stroller on the morning walk, so we took a car trip to locate it (it was on Rockabilly Row, behind the '58 Imperial)
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« Reply #186 on: January 20, 2006, 01:09:09 pm »
Current baby status, 1/19: The baby met a different baby named Henry and we had Chinese food with his parents. I had a cocktail with an egg white in it. The texture of the beverage was entirely remarkable.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #187 on: January 22, 2006, 05:49:44 am »
Current baby status, 1/20: The feverish baby napped on my chest while a snowy, black-and-white Mario Batali silently poached a rare sausage on TV.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #188 on: January 23, 2006, 06:06:12 am »
It is too bad the baby is feverish.  I hope she is not feverish soon.   That can sometimes be bad.   
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #189 on: January 23, 2006, 01:53:07 pm »
Current baby status, 1/22: Having a baby makes it extremely not fun to watch Law & Order episodes about babies being abandoned in dumpsters.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #190 on: January 24, 2006, 02:07:28 pm »
Quote from: Null on January 23, 2006, 01:53:07 pm
Current baby status, 1/22: Having a baby makes it extremely not fun to watch Law & Order episodes about babies being abandoned in dumpsters.

Jesus, this is true.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #191 on: January 24, 2006, 02:33:34 pm »
But it was a damn good episode.  Plus, I kind-of-sort-of know the girl who starred in it (Schuyler Fisk).
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #192 on: January 24, 2006, 06:05:30 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on January 24, 2006, 02:33:34 pm
Schuyler Fisk

Tell her that she owes me $8 for "Orange County."  Actually, its awfulness wasn't entirely her fault.  So make it $2.50 and we'll call it even.
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« Reply #193 on: January 26, 2006, 12:51:44 pm »
Current baby status, 1/25: The baby is starting to look more like me. I slipped her a dollar.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #194 on: January 30, 2006, 04:05:58 am »
 Current baby status, 1/28: Dave Barry got to meet the baby today, at his book signing in Palo Alto. I am not making this up: he said she was cute.   

This is my 200th post.  I am happy to report I have put meaning and relevance into none of them, but drunkeness into quite a few. 
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