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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #225 on: February 27, 2006, 09:02:30 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on February 26, 2006, 07:32:05 pm
Thanks, man. And there will be no wooden-mallet-beating from me, although of course I don't speak for Jough.

Nah, I'm a real carrot instead of stick kinda guy.  I bestow TCoDPs on those who post the baby update.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #226 on: February 27, 2006, 09:36:55 pm »
Quote from: Tangle on February 27, 2006, 08:56:03 am
Current baby status, 2/26: The old Jump Out Of The Bathroom With Shaving Cream On trick did not help the baby to think that she had a good dad.

I do not like this because I always think of Onstad as unshaven.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #227 on: February 27, 2006, 09:50:30 pm »
yeah... unshaven... and kind of fat.
does anyone else think he's probably a big guy?


(I was just making a joke. I'm sorry.)
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #228 on: February 27, 2006, 09:55:59 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 27, 2006, 09:50:30 pm
yeah... unshaven... and kind of fat.
does anyone else think he's probably a big guy?


(I was just making a joke. I'm sorry.)

He obviously has a paunch of Ray-esque proportions and I want to do maximum cuddles with him!

I thought Kai was kind of cute really. Confused sexuality and all.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #229 on: February 27, 2006, 10:01:34 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on February 27, 2006, 09:55:59 pm
He obviously has a paunch of Ray-esque proportions and I want to do maximum cuddles with him!

I think "paunch" is a fun word.

Paunch paunch paunch.

PAUNCH.

EDIT: I will be away from teh intar webs for a couple days, so if there is a baby update and I don't post it here, please don't stir fry me in a wok.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #230 on: March 01, 2006, 01:26:24 pm »
Another dimension, new galaxy.
Intergalactic planetary!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #231 on: March 03, 2006, 12:02:42 am »
Current baby status, 3/1: The baby is so cute, Bobby Flay actually stepped out of the TV screen and played with her—until he noticed that his mango-dusted quail confit empanadas were burning.

Umm, okay.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #232 on: March 03, 2006, 02:23:03 pm »
Oh, that Bobby Flay. Did he leap up onto a cutting board in order to play with the cute baby? Did he?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #233 on: March 05, 2006, 03:41:20 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on March 01, 2006, 01:26:24 pm
Another dimension, new galaxy.
Intergalactic planetary!

Looks like you picked up on my little thing there.

Impressive. Most impressive.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #234 on: March 07, 2006, 06:31:47 am »
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Current baby status, 3/6: The dog is acting out because the baby plays with her food and water bowls. The dog is being kind of an ass about the whole thing, if you ask me.






I am sorry, Tangle; we can still be internet-friends, right?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #235 on: March 07, 2006, 02:28:13 pm »
Oh, so now we're picking on the dog in the baby updates?  You used to love that dog, Mr. Chris Onstad.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #236 on: March 07, 2006, 04:27:29 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 07, 2006, 06:31:47 am
I am sorry, Tangle; we can still be internet-friends, right?

well it's not like I have dibs or anything :)

you are a rad internet friend
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #237 on: March 07, 2006, 04:33:46 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 07, 2006, 02:28:13 pm
Oh, so now we're picking on the dog in the baby updates?  You used to love that dog, Mr. Chris Onstad.

That's always the way when a new baby comes to the house.  Didn't you see Lady and the Tramp?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #238 on: March 09, 2006, 08:52:42 am »
Current baby status, 3/8: 51 weeks old.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #239 on: March 10, 2006, 05:49:24 pm »
Yeah folks, remember: O's little girls is a pi day baby.  The big o-n-e is coming up.  Face and body all buried in birthday cake.

Shit, we should send a cake.  Or something man.  Dude's basically been giving us awesome entertainment for free, least we could do is give his daughter a propper happy birthday.
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