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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #330 on: April 07, 2006, 03:53:49 am »
yeah, I saw these once. they were amazing.

and yes, bratz dolls are teaching girls to be hell of sluts. Ironically, I read an article by some feminist mom saying "at least barbie had jobs! there was airline barbie, teacher barbie, doctor barbie, etc. These dolls only distinguishing feature is a variety of clothes and boyfriends. And, I'm sorry, they're hideous."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #331 on: April 07, 2006, 06:22:52 am »
Current baby status, 4/6: Parenting, which is difficult, means that you only order restaurant dishes which can be eaten with one hand and no cutting.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #332 on: April 07, 2006, 06:25:46 am »
Well, that's pretty much what I order at restraunts but I've no baby so make of that what you will.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #333 on: April 08, 2006, 07:24:06 am »
Current baby status, 4/7: We learned that the reason the baby slaps is because she either wants attention or does not want attention.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #334 on: April 11, 2006, 06:37:44 am »
Current baby status, 4/10: The baby is starting to imitate our words, so it is time to not have a temper anymore.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #335 on: April 13, 2006, 07:17:59 am »
Current baby status, 4/12: The baby dances to music now. It is a simple, binary dance, and requires three points of contact with stationary objects, but it's more than I can do.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #336 on: April 14, 2006, 12:30:50 am »
Quote from: ananke on April 13, 2006, 07:17:59 am
Current baby status, 4/12: The baby dances to music now. It is a simple, binary dance, and requires three points of contact with stationary objects, but it's more than I can do.

That's kind of dissapointing.  Onstad:  can you really not dance, or have you just never tried?

Don't let your baby be showing you up in the soul department.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #337 on: April 15, 2006, 05:54:30 am »
Current baby status, 4/14: We were sitting on the floor watching Jeopardy. After we turned off the TV, the baby looked at us with a smile, rose up, and then stood unassisted for ten seconds. I immediately put Also Sprach Zarathustra on WinAmp and gave her a NERF femur.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #338 on: April 18, 2006, 12:59:57 pm »
Current baby status, 4/17: The baby's dad just paid all his taxes and is now acting like he has a finger-gun that he can point all over the place.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #339 on: April 18, 2006, 02:15:24 pm »
Someone gets sassy after he pays his taxes.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #340 on: April 18, 2006, 03:41:26 pm »
CH-CHK! POW!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #341 on: April 18, 2006, 03:46:58 pm »
29,000 cans to wombat for posting the latest Baby Update.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #342 on: April 18, 2006, 04:10:26 pm »
That is an intense number of cans.

It's like the lottery!  Except, you can't buy servants with them.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #343 on: April 18, 2006, 04:20:45 pm »
Quote from: Drastic Action on April 18, 2006, 04:10:26 pm
That is an intense number of cans.

It's like the lottery!  Except, you can't buy servants with them.

...or can you?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #344 on: April 18, 2006, 07:33:45 pm »
Quote from: Drastic Action on April 18, 2006, 04:10:26 pm
That is an intense number of cans.

It's like the lottery!  Except, you can't buy servants with them.

Well, Jough appears to have just exchanged an arbitrarily large number of cans for a service, so... do the math.
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