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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #375 on: May 02, 2006, 03:27:51 am »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #376 on: May 02, 2006, 03:31:11 am »
Quote from: jough on May 02, 2006, 03:25:36 am
Dude, you're pushing the joke too hard.

I've got 2732 post and a solid 10 percent have content.

~Paul
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #377 on: May 02, 2006, 03:34:01 am »
earlier, I was looking for something (it was the dysfunctional calvin and hobbes-- I found it), and so I was looking through my old posts.
the vast majority were illogical. I had to look up things I said on wikipedia once or twice. I also laughed a lot.

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Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #378 on: May 02, 2006, 03:35:57 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 02, 2006, 03:34:01 am
paul, we love you!

Thank you the Inevitable.  Jough's just being a dick.  It's his job.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #379 on: May 02, 2006, 06:40:45 am »
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Current baby status, 5/1: The dog knows better than to eat food out of the baby's hand, but the dog does not act according to that knowledge. Today the dog was yelled at.



Dogs are oft to do that which they know better than to do. 

Also, the picture these posts create is of a noisy and somewhat unhappy homelife not akin to domestic bliss.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #380 on: May 02, 2006, 07:07:16 am »
Quote from: jough on May 02, 2006, 03:12:51 am
Anyone with over 25 relevant posts can give or take cans, one per hour.

I have been to a lot of message boards.  I can honestly say that is the best idea I have heard since Beef was going to have that restaurant with a beautiful 20' waterfall to compete with Romano's Macaroni Grill.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #381 on: May 03, 2006, 04:56:07 pm »
A high post count is not a high score. People with alot of posts in a very small window of time are obviously just spewing whatever they think of directly into the internet. I mean, dumb one word posts are annoying, but people don't actually benefit from having a high post count. No one has any more respect for someone with 34565367346546345643 posts.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #382 on: May 03, 2006, 04:57:55 pm »
Quote from: doomglobe on May 03, 2006, 04:56:07 pm
No one has any more respect for someone with 34565367346546345643 posts.

They don't?  DAMMIT!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #383 on: May 05, 2006, 11:16:00 am »
Quote from: the Father
   
Current baby status, 5/4: Teething is proof that God hates us and wants us to hit ourselves on the head a trowel.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #384 on: May 10, 2006, 08:41:50 am »
   
Current baby status, 5/9: The police came and arrested the baby for being so cute. They read her the Cut It Out act.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #385 on: May 15, 2006, 06:53:32 pm »
Current baby status, 5/14: The baby got a ukulele from George Harrison's favorite Hawaiian ukulele shop. Tablature for Bathtub Sonata to follow.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #386 on: May 16, 2006, 01:27:17 am »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #387 on: May 16, 2006, 01:30:20 am »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #388 on: May 16, 2006, 06:55:50 am »
Current baby status, 5/15: The baby has sixteen words now. I am bragging - this is what it's like when I brag. The words: hi, shoe, ducky, doggie, daddy, food, eat, clock, dirt, water, ball, piggy, owl, bird, bubble, and helicopter (only we recognize helicopter, which sounds like eh'-cop-ta).
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #389 on: May 16, 2006, 12:33:27 pm »
Come on, the baby has no word for mom?
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