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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #420 on: May 31, 2006, 07:26:09 am »
Current toddler status, 5/30: She went in her little pool today, dressed like Esther Williams.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #421 on: May 31, 2006, 04:27:21 pm »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #422 on: May 31, 2006, 07:18:08 pm »
Is it just me or are toddler updates not as good as baby updates?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #423 on: May 31, 2006, 08:38:26 pm »
I've been pretty sick of them since the beginning.

I just hope the ghost of Bil Keane doesn't reach out and smack us when Onstad takes a day off and the kid draws the strip.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #424 on: May 31, 2006, 08:50:46 pm »
That baby is such a hack.

~Paul
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #425 on: May 31, 2006, 09:01:12 pm »
Yeah, standing up is for sellouts only!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #426 on: May 31, 2006, 09:25:51 pm »
Q Q Q... you never will understand, will you?
Maybe it's for sellouts now... but I was standing up before it was cool.
That's right! I did it before all the kids were doing it. Back then, I was on the edge. Just like I am now.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #427 on: May 31, 2006, 09:30:59 pm »
Pfft.. that's nothing, I stood up before you were even a full zygote.  That's right.  Dare I lay claim to being, clearly, the sole inventor of stand-upitude.

If you watch all the people who stand up nowadays, you can clearly see my influence in the little wiggle in the booty; that was my trademark move back in the day.  The ladies, they loved that shit.  I'm telling you.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #428 on: May 31, 2006, 09:42:50 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 31, 2006, 09:25:51 pm
Q Q Q... you never will understand, will you?
Maybe it's for sellouts now... but I was standing up before it was cool.
That's right! I did it before all the kids were doing it. Back then, I was on the edge. Just like I am now.

You punks think you invented standing up.  I was standing up when you were still shitting yourself.  I'm way beyond that now.  Sitting down is the new standing up.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #429 on: June 01, 2006, 03:24:39 am »
I understand that if you hang around long enough, shitting yourself comes back in style.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #430 on: June 01, 2006, 11:01:07 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 01, 2006, 03:24:39 am
I understand that if you hang around long enough, shitting yourself comes back in style.


Well alright then.. that sounds like a party!



Wait... no it doesn't.   That doesn't sound like a party at all!

Good gravy, not at all!  *Horrified stare at AW*
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #431 on: June 01, 2006, 11:57:46 am »
It's not a party until someone reaches back and throws a handful.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #432 on: June 01, 2006, 07:58:55 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on May 31, 2006, 09:42:50 pm
You punks think you invented standing up.  I was standing up when you were still shitting yourself.  I'm way beyond that now.  Sitting down is the new standing up.

~Paul

That is funny.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #433 on: June 02, 2006, 10:15:53 am »
Current toddler status, 6/1: When we left the farmer's market, she was holding a CitiBank balloon. What?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #434 on: June 02, 2006, 11:35:35 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 02, 2006, 10:15:53 am
Current toddler status, 6/1: When we left the farmer's market, she was holding a CitiBank balloon. What?

Noooo Stad.. NOoo!  Trust me... they recruit early!
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