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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #450 on: June 16, 2006, 09:31:13 pm »
Otto the Clown Copter

Just in case you were curious.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #451 on: June 17, 2006, 04:27:43 am »
Oh no.  Now he's going to have to contend with stalkers looking to find him on Saturday.

RUN, ONSTAD, RUN

P.S. Apparently, Otto's last performance in CA was LAST weekend.

http://www.airshows.org/list_events.php?1sf=Performers&1sm=divide&1s=otto&icas_main_PSID=29675de38fbb7087e702f9b72eff758f
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #452 on: June 17, 2006, 04:38:42 am »
oh man.

I would be that guy that would find him, and just walk up and shake his hand. I would think I was so classy.
and then he'd freak out, call the police, make a post in his blog about being stalked, etc.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #453 on: June 21, 2006, 10:57:51 pm »
Current toddler status, 6/20: She is sleeping! Please close your browser very gently.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #454 on: June 21, 2006, 11:02:43 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 21, 2006, 10:57:51 pm
Current toddler status, 6/20: She is sleeping! Please close your browser very gently.

I slammed Firefox!  I slammed that shit so hard when I closed it!  I don't take guff from nobody!  Not even fancy##### online cartoony men!

That that Mr. C. Onstad, if that is your real name!

Ooh.. I woke her?  I'm sorry.. I thought we were doin' a thing.  I- I didn't know.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #455 on: June 21, 2006, 11:14:44 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 21, 2006, 11:02:43 pm
That that Mr. C. Onstad, if that is your real name!

I just realised:

C. Onstad

C Onstad

Constad

Any of you folks out there who have not had their shirts delivered, I've got a gem for you right here.

"Onstad din't get my shit to me within the time aloud"
"Lol mor like Constad amirite"

I have a feeling I'll regret this post in the morning, but it seems a good idea right now.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #456 on: June 22, 2006, 02:42:13 pm »
Uhh... what?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #457 on: June 22, 2006, 02:46:21 pm »
Yeah, dude, what is Constad?

Google was no help on this issue.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #458 on: June 22, 2006, 03:23:40 pm »
Well.. it was sorta Con-stad, as in conning. You see? Eh?

No, I don't know what I was thinking either. Take away the required amount of cans, and I hope we can then all forget this sordid episode ever happened.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #459 on: June 22, 2006, 04:35:27 pm »
I had my hand hovering over the "taketh away" button... but I just don't have the heart.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #460 on: June 22, 2006, 04:46:56 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 22, 2006, 04:35:27 pm
I had my hand hovering over the "taketh away" button... but I just don't have the heart.

I've already been severely can-raped, it's not like the pain can get much worse.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #461 on: June 22, 2006, 05:48:26 pm »
It is okay, Judy, I thought it was clever, and I "got it" (but maybe that is because I have had this thought before).  Anyway, we still love you.  HUUUGS!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #462 on: June 22, 2006, 06:10:36 pm »
And I usually find British humor funny. Go figure.

Dame Edna you ain't, Judy, but I'm leaving your cans for others to take.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #463 on: June 22, 2006, 06:13:48 pm »
Damn.. AD just turned down Judy's cans even though they are young, firm, and supple!



(I am sorry for this post.)
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #464 on: June 26, 2006, 09:49:17 am »
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Current toddler status, 6/25: I went on a plane trip and realized that pretty soon I need to start getting her little souvenirs.

On a personal note, I am looking forward to getting my little girl (who is 24 days old as of now) little souvenirs! Although, I hardly ever go on plane trips. Maybe I'll bring her souvenirs from my trips to... the grocery store. Like, maybe, a potato. Or some napkins.
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