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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #495 on: July 18, 2006, 03:22:17 am »
Maybe Bobby is just keeping a kid in the house.  You know, for kicks.

I am reasonably sure that Bobby has not spawned offspring yet.

LET US HOPE THIS CONTINUES TO BE THE CASE
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #496 on: July 18, 2006, 12:55:29 pm »
My preferred theory is that Bobby is visiting with family of his relative who died of Scared Heart Syndrome.

My less preferred theory is that Bobby's current avatar is a picture of the mother of his child.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #497 on: July 18, 2006, 04:02:35 pm »
Quote from: jough on July 18, 2006, 03:22:17 am
Maybe Bobby is just keeping a kid in the house.  You know, for kicks.

Having previously kept a kid around that was not mine, I know that there are no "kicks" to be had in your purposed situation.  Strange babies offer very few kicks unless you're into irrational screaming,  and desperately checking your watch to see when mommy's coming home.

Side note:  Daddy's have a certain presence on this board, but the only mommy, JL, hasn't been around in fo' evah.  Note to self: mommies have no time for tom-fool'ry.  Note to self: avoid becoming a mommy.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #498 on: July 18, 2006, 04:06:45 pm »
There are other mommies on the board, they're just conspicuously absent as well.

I'm looking in your direction, Va.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #499 on: July 18, 2006, 04:14:10 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 18, 2006, 04:02:35 pm
Having previously kept a kid around that was not mine, I know that there are no "kicks" to be had in your purposed situation.  Strange babies offer very few kicks unless you're into irrational screaming,  and desperately checking your watch to see when mommy's coming home.

Maybe Jough meant "kicks" literally.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #500 on: July 18, 2006, 04:17:25 pm »
If there's any better reason to keep a baby around than that, I haven't seen it yet.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #501 on: July 18, 2006, 05:03:09 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 18, 2006, 04:14:10 pm
Maybe Jough meant "kicks" literally.

Hobot: good for a laugh.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #502 on: July 18, 2006, 09:22:34 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 18, 2006, 12:55:29 pm
My preferred theory is that Bobby is visiting with family of his relative who died of Scared Heart Syndrome.

My less preferred theory is that Bobby's current avatar is a picture of the mother of his child.

FTW.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #503 on: July 19, 2006, 04:08:57 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 18, 2006, 09:22:34 pm
FTW.

FTW? Female to Witch? Fun to watch? Fork to wash?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #504 on: July 19, 2006, 04:12:30 am »
Quote from: linnea on July 19, 2006, 04:08:57 am
FTW? Female to Witch? Fun to watch? Fork to wash?

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #505 on: July 19, 2006, 06:24:05 am »
Fuck the World.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #506 on: July 19, 2006, 07:19:59 am »
Current toddler status, 7/18: Grandma came to babysit today! My big self-indulgence was that I finally had time to scoop dog shit off the lawn, fix the sprinkler system, and renew our AAA membership.

And make a comic about squirrels getting gonorrhea.  I wonder if the baby's grandmother is a regular reader.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #507 on: July 19, 2006, 11:16:33 am »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #508 on: July 19, 2006, 12:52:22 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on July 19, 2006, 11:16:33 am
Maybe she is?

I was reading today's updating as "[The baby's] grandma came to babysit today!" and we don't know if she reads the strip.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #509 on: July 19, 2006, 01:16:51 pm »
We all were, Cort.  Well, not that dumb fuck MisterQueue, but as long as we keep him tethered to the clothesline he can't wander too far.
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