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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #645 on: October 30, 2006, 02:11:51 pm »
Current toddler status, 10/29: "Mr.Creative" still hasn't come up with a good Halloween costume for his daughter.  Perhaps... Achewood Volume III? I just don't know.

So, just, like sandwich the kid between two over sized book covers?
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« Reply #646 on: October 30, 2006, 03:59:38 pm »
OK, that is funny.  Like the cobbler's children going barefoot, webcomic artist version.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #647 on: October 31, 2006, 06:42:54 pm »
Current toddler status, 10/31: We watched YouTube and learned about Cyndi Lauper.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #648 on: November 02, 2006, 07:14:28 am »
Current toddler status, 11/1: For Halloween she was a grumpy bee who refused to leave the house.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #649 on: November 02, 2006, 04:48:50 pm »
All that "Mr. Creative" agonizing thrown out by the whims of a toddler.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #650 on: November 02, 2006, 05:34:25 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on November 02, 2006, 07:14:28 am
Current toddler status, 11/1: For Halloween she was a grumpy bee who refused to leave the house.

So did she eat a Snickers bar, wrapper and all?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #651 on: November 02, 2006, 06:30:48 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on November 02, 2006, 07:14:28 am
Current toddler status, 11/1: For Halloween she was a grumpy bee who refused to leave the house.

You know, you think your kids are so smart, and then they prove that they're still little kids and basically dumb.  Our daughter likes to create drama around the putting on of shoes and stuff before leaving the house.  Tuesday night we were prepping to take her out for trickrtreating, and at the mention of putting on her shoes she dashed about the house at random and was generally ornery.

Child, we aren't taking you to the doctor or something else dreadful.  We are talking about trick or treating.  We are taking you out so our neighbors can give you motherfuck*ng candy, great handfuls of it.  Also, you get to wear a costume.  You are only spiting yourself.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #652 on: November 08, 2006, 10:07:48 am »
Current toddler status, 11/7:   We have successfully taught her to call a man's chest hair his "macho."
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« Reply #653 on: November 09, 2006, 10:09:45 pm »
I laughed harder at the baby update than I did at the strip today. 

I think Onstad has also succeeded in teaching me to call a man's chest hair his "macho."  Priceless. 
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« Reply #654 on: November 13, 2006, 04:22:56 pm »
Current toddler status, 11/12: Slowly ruining the gears of the motorized “James” train engine. Used the toilet again. In all, a draw.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #655 on: November 14, 2006, 07:31:47 am »
Current toddler status, 11/13: She Caddyshacked the tub.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #656 on: November 14, 2006, 12:00:13 pm »
Doody!
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« Reply #657 on: November 14, 2006, 02:33:08 pm »
I was going to ask someone to explain this one but after reading the last post, maybe not.
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« Reply #658 on: November 14, 2006, 03:03:46 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 14, 2006, 02:33:08 pm
I was going to ask someone to explain this one but after reading the last post, maybe not.

Apparently wombat needs to add Caddyshack to her movie list.
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« Reply #659 on: November 14, 2006, 04:22:51 pm »
Quote from: DanSC on November 14, 2006, 12:00:13 pm
Doody!

TCODP for beating me to the most relevant reaction. Wombat should add Caddyshack to the list most definitely.
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