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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #825 on: March 20, 2007, 04:12:55 am »

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Older daughter turns 16 the end of this month.  She has not asked for a party, but she's not very social anyone.  May have two or three friends for a sleep-over.  I gave her her first driving lesson yesterday.  Zoinks!

That's what I was like too. I got too the partying soon enough.

Watch out, papa. Late bloomers (if she is one) bloom hardcore.

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« Reply #826 on: March 20, 2007, 04:15:38 am »

Watch out, papa. Late bloomers (if she is one) bloom hardcore.

Oh Hells yes we do!
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« Reply #827 on: March 20, 2007, 05:25:02 am »

hells yes, i am hell of blooming.
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« Reply #828 on: March 22, 2007, 09:07:42 pm »

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Current toddler status, 3/21
Dressed as a princess, she surprised everyone by eating calamari.

I LOVE calamari. But I only wish I could still dress as a princess.

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« Reply #829 on: March 22, 2007, 09:12:57 pm »

I'd rather dress as the squid.
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« Reply #830 on: March 22, 2007, 09:16:28 pm »

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I'd rather dress as the squid.

Well then we'd have to fry and eat you, because squid's no good to me otherwise.

Princesses, however, are good for a whole lotta things.

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« Reply #831 on: March 22, 2007, 11:13:00 pm »

Such as tarring and feathering?
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« Reply #832 on: March 22, 2007, 11:49:04 pm »

Hell of such as tarring and feathering.
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« Reply #833 on: March 25, 2007, 05:13:05 am »

Current toddler status, 3/23
When her hair is slicked back in the bath, her profile looks kind of sweet and Eisenhower-y.
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« Reply #834 on: March 25, 2007, 07:11:21 am »

If newborns always look like Churchill and then toddlers bathing look like Eisenhower what should the next step be?
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« Reply #835 on: March 27, 2007, 12:18:17 pm »

Current toddler status, 3/26
There is something to this Zodiac stuff. As a Pisces, she spends at least three hours a day at or in the sink, fountains, water tables, the tub, pools, creeks, puddles, and any water-bearing Italian restaurant statuary we happen to pass.
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« Reply #836 on: March 27, 2007, 02:18:41 pm »

I was like that when I was a kid. But, I'm an Aries.

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« Reply #837 on: March 27, 2007, 02:49:18 pm »

I was like that when I was a kid. But, I'm an Aries.

I was like that too, and I'm also a Fire sign...Sagittarius.
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« Reply #838 on: March 27, 2007, 04:08:36 pm »

Hmm, my daughter is also a Pisces and loves to swim, jump in puddles, run through fountains etc.

But if she spills water on herself while drinking - tears!  And nakedness.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #839 on: March 27, 2007, 04:29:13 pm »

Hmm, my daughter is also a Pisces and loves to swim, jump in puddles, run through fountains etc.

But if she spills water on herself while drinking - tears!  And nakedness.

Tears and nakedness . . . boy, can I ever relate to that.
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