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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #840 on: March 27, 2007, 04:52:51 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on March 27, 2007, 04:08:36 pm
. . .  loves to swim, jump in puddles, run through fountains etc.

But if she spills water on herself while drinking - tears!  And nakedness.

I've had dates that went like this.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #841 on: March 27, 2007, 05:41:01 pm »
It seems that Lil Stad is gonna grow up to be the title character in the Ben Folds Five song "Kate".
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #842 on: March 27, 2007, 05:52:44 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 27, 2007, 04:52:51 pm
I've had dates that went like this.

Dating girls who need a support worker to wipe down tables at the local McD's is really not cool man.  Not cool.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #843 on: March 27, 2007, 09:08:21 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 27, 2007, 05:52:44 pm
Dating girls who need a support worker to wipe down tables at the local McD's is really not cool man.  Not cool.
Girls with special needs have needs too. It's right there in the name.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #844 on: March 27, 2007, 09:58:41 pm »
I'm a Virgo, and I also did this as a kid. I think the only thing that's stopping me now is propriety and the realization that I do not look good in a bathing suit.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #845 on: March 27, 2007, 10:10:58 pm »
So forego the bathing suit.  You'll be more likely to make the papers that way too :)
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #846 on: March 27, 2007, 11:35:56 pm »
I'm a Gemini, and I HATE HATE HATE being wet. To the point that I routinely take a hair dryer to my whole body to dry off after a shower, and have been known to do the same (with the cool setting) immediately after coming inside from a particularly sweaty excursion in the summer outdoors.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #847 on: March 28, 2007, 12:10:52 am »
Quote from: jaydub on March 27, 2007, 10:10:58 pm
So forego the bathing suit.  You'll be more likely to make the papers that way too :)

No, no, no. See, the problem is that while I look bad in a bathing suit, I look waaay worse without one. Plus, you know, criminal charges.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #848 on: March 28, 2007, 12:30:04 am »
Criminal charges, pah.  They can only charge you if they catch you.  :D
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #849 on: March 28, 2007, 01:14:47 am »
And it's hard to grip someone who's wet and naked.

I'm going to stop short of suggesting grease because, you know, criminal charges.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #850 on: March 30, 2007, 11:49:38 am »
Current toddler status, 3/30
She has a crush on Christopher Robin. If I see that guy prowling around here, I'll shoot him with rock salt until he tastes different.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #851 on: March 30, 2007, 12:15:54 pm »
Don't we all?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #852 on: March 30, 2007, 03:47:09 pm »
We all want to taste Christopher Robins? He would be so stringy and gamey, you would have to cook him in a pot for a week before his muscle tissues would be edible.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #853 on: March 30, 2007, 04:45:51 pm »
My grandma used to tell me Hundred-Acre wood stories for bedtime, but Christopher Robin never appeared in them.  Apparently she caught my antipathy towards him.  All playing with my toys...
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #854 on: April 04, 2007, 07:17:07 am »
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Current toddler status, 4/3
I went to a Major League Baseball game and spent $16.50 of her inheritance on a hot dog and a beer. The same deal in Vegas is only $2, and the bathroom floors are still conveniently covered with carroty vomit.

Oh MAN do I miss MLB games.
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