"but then when I took a few minutes off and came back and played the finished product it sounded like something a studio guitarist would be asked to play during a sequence on a TV show where a red race car wins a race"
I liked this. Also, since this thread is quite handily off-topic already, I will mention that my wife and I recently received a toaster oven as a gift for our wedding. She had added it to our registry on recommendation from her mother that its limited energy usage would be beneficial for our limited utility budget. However, after it was being shipped from Amazon/Target, I looked up the reviews and found that people were universally unhappy with it...and someone even said that the glass on the door had shattered, apparently unable to withstand the heat. So when we got it, we took it back to Target and got a EuroPro convection model. Never having a toaster oven before, I was skeptical. It does make nice Boca chicken patties (crisp outside, moist inside), and the airflow seems to make very evenly-cooked cookies. However, we pay for our electricity and not our cooking gas (so much for savings) and I am still trying to justify owning it...we use it very little. Oh yeah, one more thing it does well is burrito grilling and one thing it does not so well is, well, toasting. Any thoughts/additional uses?