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@achewood There are only five Wodehouse books on my special Wodehouse shelf?! As Jeeves himself might ask, "Where in the fuck are the rest of them."

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CortJstr

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August 18, 2005 - poultry;
« on: August 18, 2005, 07:51:22 pm »

So did Ray pay for the treatment as a whole upfront or just the leeches? I wonder if one pays for leech treatment each or by the dozens or something.
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August 18, 2005 - poultry;
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2005, 08:25:20 pm »

"Yes, I have a crack delivery here for a Mr. ... Todd?"

And are the other tables at poultry; supposed to look like birthday cakes?
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August 18, 2005 - poultry;
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2005, 08:53:52 pm »

Quote from: "aparrish"

And are the other tables at poultry; supposed to look like birthday cakes?

Before I had taken it all in, I figured he was in some kind of cake-smushing dungeon paying serious green for some kind of BBW confection compression routine.
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August 18, 2005 - poultry;
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2005, 09:29:29 pm »

p o u l t r y ;

I just want to say that this is the best use of a semicolon ever. The tables/birthday cakes are hilarious and, if intentional, genius.
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August 18, 2005 - poultry;
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2005, 12:58:02 am »

poultry; is like a perfect parody of all those trendy restaurant names out there. Applause. Plus more hilarious one sided telephone conversations. Reminds me of the one-teaspoon stinker strip.
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