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V-Adore

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« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2005, 12:10:18 am »
If this is a Pat blog post, it's disappeared since it was posted. So fess up, Null: did you write it yourself?
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« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2005, 03:26:33 am »
Null has proven himself extraordinarily well in the writing-as-Pat method in the past. I say tie a ribbon around his neck for this one, because it's golden, but I'm glad it's rare.
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« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2005, 04:53:58 am »
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Null has proven himself extraordinarily well in the writing-as-Pat method in the past. I say tie a ribbon around his neck for this one, because it's golden, but I'm glad it's rare.


Please tie something around my neck.  Soon.
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« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2005, 05:41:27 am »
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Null has proven himself extraordinarily well in the writing-as-Pat method in the past. I say tie a ribbon around his neck for this one, because it's golden, but I'm glad it's rare.


Please tie something around my neck.  Soon.


HA-HA!  You think like Pat!
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« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2005, 01:52:20 pm »
Null: Damn brilliant.  A+
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« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2005, 04:17:16 pm »
Catching up, I just noticed the entry in which Nice Pete says that the drawings he's made for his book are "what is inside my head."  Please, if there is a God, let me never see this.
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« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2005, 12:59:42 pm »
Anyone can make up fake vegan shit that they sell at Whole Foods, but this
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"żB-Eer," a yeastless beer which ferments with the help of baking soda and nasturtium pollen ... Phake Mushels' Brand hominy mussels: check. Burlington Bob's Cedar Soda: check. Souvlaki With a Conscience "Slaveless Universe" Souvlaki: check.

is virtuosic.  Almost to the point of showing off.
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« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2005, 01:14:01 pm »
I love how Pat thinks everybody should live his little vegen eco-nerd lifestyle but is horrified by a woman who, based on her place of employment and grooming choices, probably agrees with him on a few points.
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« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2005, 01:14:32 pm »
Toflourkens!

This Pat entry is just incredible. I mean, wow. I can't even think of anything to say about it, except that Pat is hypocritical as usual.
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« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2005, 01:41:09 pm »
I don't buy it.  I sure don't know any vegans who'd be offended by armpit hair.  However, if I have been unwittingly ruining the shopping experience of jerks when I wear sleeveless shirts, so much the better.
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« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2005, 01:58:16 pm »
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I don't buy it.  I sure don't know any vegans who'd be offended by armpit hair.


We're talking about Pat here though, who's only vegan so he can annoy others and not because of a reasonable reason.

Plus, as has been mentioned Pat has issues with women obviously, and one running about au natural confounds and confuses him since he's unable to think outside of his own stereotypes.  Armpit hair in Pat's mind = male and it makes him so angry on this particular female because it reminds him of what he really wants: AaaaaAAaarthur.  (Or more likely Nice Pete with Star Sunglasses)

*Climbs off armchair now and throws away Do-It-Yourself Psychology Pamphlet; then maybe has a pudding pop*
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So it's satire, is it?  Well that changes everything!

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« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2005, 02:29:31 pm »
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I don't buy it.  I sure don't know any vegans who'd be offended by armpit hair.


We're talking about Pat here though, who's only vegan so he can annoy others and not because of a reasonable reason.

Plus, as has been mentioned Pat has issues with women obviously {snip}


Yes, I think it is quite safe to say that Pat has issues with women (and their easy-to-have breasts).  Damn them all!
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« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2005, 02:41:44 pm »
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I don't buy it.  I sure don't know any vegans who'd be offended by armpit hair.


We're talking about Pat here though, who's only vegan so he can annoy others and not because of a reasonable reason.

Plus, as has been mentioned Pat has issues with women obviously {snip}


Yes, I think it is quite safe to say that Pat has issues with women (and their easy-to-have breasts).  Damn them all!


If only I could have such luscious globes then truly a man would love me!  Wait, what I mean is, um, women are vile and stupid creatures unfit for receiving love!  </Pat>
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So it's satire, is it?  Well that changes everything!

Lockjaw is serious times.

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« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2005, 02:57:48 pm »
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I usually just skim all of the posts here to make sure no one is misbehaving or calling one of my homegirls a bitch or something, so when I first started reading your post I thought you were writing yourself, Null, and not quoting Pat.

Or is this pitiable Achewood fanfic?  Is there anyone we should call...?


You have homegirls??
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« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2005, 03:06:38 pm »
Man, Pat has his head so far up his intestinal tract that he appears to be coughing up free Baby Ruth bars.

Except they're probably those awful carob things.
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