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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2005, 04:20:47 pm »
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Fortune cookies would gain credibility in my eye if every once in a while someone got something like "You will die of colon cancer before you turn 40."  And it's their thirty-ninth birthday.

Even better if they were 41.  They would be saddened that their life would soon be over, but happy that they had cheated death for a year.

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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2005, 04:23:16 pm »
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Dude, getting dumped via email has to be the worst.

To: You
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Subject: We Need To Talk



That reminds me of the first amateur poetry journal I edited while back in college.  We sent out rejections on post cards that simply said:

"Thanks, but no."

I gotta say Jough, this flirtation you are having with Mel has brought out the best in you.  I hope my pointing this out doesn't ruin it.

~Paul
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2005, 05:26:29 pm »
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I gotta say Jough, this flirtation you are having with Mel has brought out the best in you.  I hope my pointing this out doesn't ruin it.


Flirtation brings out the best in everyone.  

Also, you've ruined it now.  WTF, Paul?
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2005, 10:37:10 pm »
Wait, did someone just let the air out of a ballon or something?  WTF? What was that deflating sort of sound?  Oh, wait.  I was just my heart.  Thanks a lot Paul.  Thanks a lot.
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2005, 03:25:36 am »
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Wait, did someone just let the air out of a ballon or something?  WTF? What was that deflating sort of sound?  Oh, wait.  I was just my heart.  Thanks a lot Paul.  Thanks a lot.

Believe me, you'll thank me in the long run.

~Paul
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2005, 03:29:03 am »
Long runs suck.
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2005, 04:37:14 am »
Nonononono. The harshest way of being dumped, ever, has only recently been available.
Perhaps you have heard of the Facebook. The Facebook is a social community website based around colleges; basically, if you are a student or alumni of a college, you get your own little page with your information and witty profile, and you get connected to your friends and classmates. As lame as it sounds, it's actually really good for getting contact information for people in your classes.
In your profile, there is a "Relationship Status" field; you can actually say that you're in a relationship, and link your profile to your significant other.
My point is this- on the page where you can edit your profile, right underneath the field that says "In A Relationship With: *Your Significant Other Here*", is a tiny hyperlink that says "cancel relationship," all in lower case.

cancel relationship.
relationship canceled.

Is that not the worst thing you've ever heard? Jesus. I'll bet every time two Facebook people break up, they have a fuck*ng race to their computers to be the first one to cancel the relationship.
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2005, 04:51:22 am »
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Nonononono. The harshest way of being dumped, ever, has only recently been available.
Perhaps you have heard of the Facebook. The Facebook is a social community website based around colleges; basically, if you are a student or alumni of a college, you get your own little page with your information and witty profile, and you get connected to your friends and classmates. As lame as it sounds, it's actually really good for getting contact information for people in your classes.
In your profile, there is a "Relationship Status" field; you can actually say that you're in a relationship, and link your profile to your significant other.
My point is this- on the page where you can edit your profile, right underneath the field that says "In A Relationship With: *Your Significant Other Here*", is a tiny hyperlink that says "cancel relationship," all in lower case.

cancel relationship.
relationship canceled.

Is that not the worst thing you've ever heard? Jesus. I'll bet every time two Facebook people break up, they have a fuck*ng race to their computers to be the first one to cancel the relationship.

Facebook really is sort of social cancer, huh?

Also, didn't they recently advertise their public-announcement thing as the perfect way to break up with an irritating SO? That would also be pretty terrible.
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2005, 05:42:10 am »
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Perhaps you have heard of the Facebook. .


Not that I'm a name-dropper or anything, but...




I am also married to the guy that lives down the hall from me, as far as facebook is concerned.
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2005, 05:46:54 am »
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Wait, did someone just let the air out of a ballon or something?  WTF? What was that deflating sort of sound?  Oh, wait.  I was just my heart.


We'll always have TOUAMB.
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Apologies4Men.com - 5 Oct. 2005
« Reply #40 on: October 12, 2005, 05:50:26 am »
Casablanca references are the best.  Very classy Jough.

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